var phrase=new Array()

//change the phrases if desired. Add/ delete additional phrases as desired.

phrase[0]='What the heck; you\'ll do what you want anyway.'

phrase[1]='Proudly defending your right to arm bears.'

phrase[2]='So many stupid ideas to refute, so little time.'

phrase[3]='Pointing the way to a better world since February, 2005.'

phrase[4]='If blogs did not exist, it would be necessary to invent them.'

phrase[5]='Je pense, donc je suis.'

phrase[6]='Not just red, but big red.'

phrase[7]='The perfect balance of form and function.'

phrase[8]='Does not play well with others.'

phrase[9]='No gnus is good gnus.'

phrase[10]='Transcending the surreal.'

phrase[11]='Blogging The Great American Desert.'

phrase[12]='When I returned Mary Jo and the car were gone.'

phrase[13]='I was never alone in the hotel with that woman.'

phrase[14]='Visualize whirled peas.'

phrase[15]='A proud member of the vast, libertarian conspiracy.'

phrase[16]='This space intentionally left blank.'

phrase[17]='Perhaps the entire point of your existence is to serve as a warning to others.'

phrase[18]='Relying on the kindness of strangers.'

phrase[19]='Just a spoonfull of sugar helps the medicine go down.'

phrase[20]='I\'d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.'

phrase[21]='Call me Ishmael.'

phrase[22]='Some of our best friends are frogs.'

phrase[23]='I have decided to put myself in charge.'

phrase[24]='A blog for the rest of us.'

phrase[25]='What did we know, and when did we know it?'

phrase[26]='This is the blog you are looking for. You will return.'

phrase[27]='We put the pun in punditree.'

phrase[28]='One third less filling than a regular blog.'

phrase[29]='You can\'t have your eggs and apples, too.'

phrase[30]='L\'État, ç\'est moi.'

phrase[31]='There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don\'t.'

phrase[32]='Il pète plus haute que son cul.'

phrase[33]='Providing clues for the clueless.'

phrase[34]='What we\'re proudest of is our humility.'

phrase[35]='Of course we say "We." We\'ve got a frog in our pocket.'

phrase[36]='It\'s the dwarves who go swimmin\' with little, hairy women. - Gimli'

phrase[37]='Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for? - Gimli'

phrase[38]='Mistakes were made.'

phrase[39]='I am not a crook.'

phrase[40]='If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.'

phrase[41]='Who is this John Galt dude anyhow?'

phrase[42]='All your blogs are belong to us.'

phrase[43]='Mostly better than Vogon poetry.'

phrase[44]='Has your reality check been returned for insufficient funds?'

phrase[45]='Be very quiet. I\'m hunting wabbits.'

phrase[46]='Your mileage may vary.'

phrase[47]='And then, this one time at blog camp...'

phrase[48]='It takes a village to raise a gang.'

phrase[49]='Dyslexics of the world untie.'

phrase[50]='The floggings will continue until morale improves.'

phrase[51]='Able was I ere I saw Elba.'

phrase[52]='Often misunderestimated.'

phrase[53]='Illiterate? Write today for free help.'

phrase[54]='Liberalism: In a deep hole and still digging.'

phrase[55]='A rush of brains to the head.'

phrase[56]='Are you Bluish? You don\'t look Bluish.'

phrase[57]='Help me, Mr. Wizard! I don\'t want to surf the internet anymore.'

phrase[58]='Now with extra pieces of flair.'

phrase[59]='I always thought that dogs laid eggs. And I learned something today.'

phrase[60]='You have been weighed. You have been measured, and you have been found wanting.'

phrase[61]='This isn\'t rocket surgery.'

phrase[62]='I believe you have my stapler.'

phrase[63]='The blog that\'s dimensionally transcendental'

phrase[64]='I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It\'s the only way to be sure.' 

phrase[65]='Setting forth with particularity.'

phrase[66]='If you\'re not part of the solution, you\'re part of the precipitate.'

phrase[67]='Who let the blogs out? Woof. Woof.'

phrase[68]='This is a test of our emergency blogcast system. This is only a test.'

phrase[69]='Everything you know is wrong.'

phrase[70]='If the monkey had wings instead of a tail, he could swim in the water like a rabbit.'

phrase[71]='Actually, there are stupid questions...'

phrase[72]='Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for lunch.'

phrase[73]='Substantial Penalty for Early Withdrawl.'

phrase[74]='However, ideas and actions <i>do</i> have consequences.'

phrase[75]='I\'d rather go duck hunting with Dick Cheney than riding with Ted Kennedy.'

phrase[76]='Why not set the minimum wage to $100/hr so we can all be rich?'

var whichphrase=Math.floor(Math.random()*(phrase.length))
document.write(phrase[whichphrase])