"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." Robert Duvall as "Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore"  

 
 

Austin Powers in Goldmember - DVD

Austin Powers Collection (International Man of Mystery/ The Spy Who Shagged Me/ Goldmember) - DVD

"Yeah, baby." Tom Cruise as "Austin Powers" in "Austinpussy"

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"Oh, Austin, behave." Gwyneth Paltrow as "Dixie Normous" in "Austinpussy"

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"Boo-frickety-hoo." Mike Myers as "Dr. Evil"

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"Hmm. Well, huh, the future better get ready for me, because I'm Foxxy Cleopatra and I'm a whole lotta woman!" Beyonce Knowles as "Foxxy Cleopatra"

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"Judo chop!" Mike Myers as "Austin Powers"

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"If you've got an issue, here's a tissue." Michael Cain as "Niles Powers"

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Babe (1995)

Babe (Widescreen Special Edition) - DVD

Babe (Full Screen Special Edition) - DVD

Babe Family Double Feature (Babe & Babe: Pig In The City) - DVD

"Baa, ram, ewe. Baa, ram, ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true. Baa, ram, ewe." Christine Cavanaugh voicing "Babe the Gallant Pig"

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"That'll do, pig. That'll do." James Cromwell as "Farmer Arthur Hoggett"

 
 

Babes in Arms (1939)

The Mickey Rooney & Judy Garland Collection (Babes in Arms / Babes on Broadway / Girl Crazy / Strike Up the Band) - DVD

"I'm gonna write a show for us and put it on right here in Seaport!" Mickey Rooney as "Michael Z. 'Mickey' Moran"

 
 

Back To The Future (1985)

Back to the Future - The Complete Trilogy (Widescreen Edition) - DVD

Back to the Future - The Complete Trilogy (Full Screen Edition) - DVD

"Doc!" Michael J. Fox as "Marty McFly"

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"Marty!" Christopher Lloyd as "Dr. Emmett Brown"

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"You've got a real attitude problem, McFly. You're a slacker." James Tolkan as "Mr. Strickland"

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"Are you telling me that you built a time machine out of a DeLorean?" Michael J. Fox as "Marty McFly"

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"1.21 jigawatts!" Christopher Lloyd as "Dr. Emmett Brown"

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"Great Scott!" Christopher Lloyd as "Dr. Emmett Brown"

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"Time circuits... on. Flux-capacitor… fluxing." Michael J. Fox as "Marty McFly"

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"Roads? Where we're going we don't need... roads." Christopher Lloyd as "Dr. Emmett Brown"

 
 

Bambi (1942)  

"He can call me a flower if he wants to." Stan Alexander voicing "Flower"

Bandits (2001)  

"You're the boys from TV... the Sleepover Bandits!" Peggy Miley as "Mildred Kronenberg"

Batman (1989)  

"Wait'll they get a load of me." Jack Nicholson as Joker/Jack Napier

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"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" Jack Nicholson as Joker/Jack Napier"

Ben-Hur (1959)  

"I am Judah Ben-Hur." Charlton Heston as "Judah Ben-Hur"

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"If you were not a bride, I should kiss you goodbye." Charlton Heston as "Judah Ben-Hur"

"If I were not a bride, there would be no goodbyes to be said." Haya Harareet as "Esther"

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"We keep you alive to serve this ship, so row well and live." Jack Hawkins as "Quintaus Arrius"

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"He said, 'Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the Children of God.' " Haya Harareet as "Esther"

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"We keep you alive to serve this ship. Row well and live." Charlton Heston as "Judah Ben-Hur"

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"The world is more than we know." Haya Harareet as "Esther"

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"He has taken the world of our sins onto Himself. To this end He said He was born... in that stable... where I first saw Him. For this cause, He came into the world." Finlay Currie as "Balthasar"

 
 

The Best Years Of Our Lives (1946)  

"We never had any trouble. How many times have I told you I hated you and believed it in my heart? How many times have you said you were sick and tired of me, that we were all washed up? How many times have we had to fall in love all over again?" Myrna Loy as "Milly Stephenson"

 
 

Beyond The Forest (1949)

Not available on DVD.

Beyond the Forest - VHS

"What a dump." Bette Davis as "Rosa Moline"  

 
 

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)

"Excellent!" Keanu Reeves as "Ted Logan" and Alex Winter as "Bill S. Preston, Esq."

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"Bogus." Keanu Reeves as "Ted Logan" and Alex Winter as "Bill S. Preston, Esq."

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"Be excellent to each other." George Carlin as "Rufus"

 
 

Black Widow (1987)

"Black widow. She mates and she kills." Theresa Russell as "Catherine Petersen"

 
 

Blazing Saddles (1974)  

"Hello, boys." Mel Brooks as "Governor William J. LePetomaine"

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"As honorary chairman of the Welcoming Committee, it is my privilege to extend to you a laurel… and hearty handshake." John Hillerman as "Howard Johnson"

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"Excuse me while I whip this out." Cleavon Little as "Bart, Sheriff of Rock Ridge"

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"Candy-gram for Mongo." Cleavon Little as "Bart, Sheriff of Rock Ridge"

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"Aw, Mongo straight." Alex Karras as "Mongo"

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"Mongo only pawn in game of life." Alex Karras as "Mongo"

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"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" "Cutthroat Mexican Bandit"

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"Somebody's got to go back and get a shitload of dimes!" Slim Pickens as "Taggart"

 
 

The Blues Brothers (1980)

"We're on a mission from God." Dan Aykroyd as "Elwood Blues"

Body Heat (1981)  

"You're not too smart, are you. I like that in a man." Kathleen Turner as "Matty Walker"

 
 

Bonnie and Clyde (1967)  

"We rob banks." Warren Beatty as "Clyde Barrow"

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"We rob banks." Faye Dunaway as "Bonnie Parker"  

 
 

Boys Town (1938)  

"There's one thing I know, I really know. And that is that there's no such thing in the world as a bad boy, I'm sure of that." Spencer Tracy as "Father Edward J. Flanagan"

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"There is no bad boy." Spencer Tracy as "Father Edward J. Flanagan"

 
 

Braveheart (1995)  

"Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that... for one chance... just one chance... to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take out lives, but they will never take our freedom!" Mel Gibson as "William Wallace"

 
 

The Bridge On The River Kwai (1957)  

"Madness. Madness!" James Donald as "Major Clipton"

 
 

Broadcast News (1987)  

"All right, I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time." Albert Brooks as "Aaron Altman"

 
 

Bull Durham (1988)  

"...and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for three days." Kevin Costner as "Crash Davis"

 
 

Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)  

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (2-Disc Collector's Edition) - DVD

"Why, you crazy, the fall'll probably kill you!" Paul Newman as "Butch Cassidy"

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"Who are those guys?" Paul Newman as "Butch Cassidy"

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"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?" Robert Redford as "The Sundance Kid"

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"Who are those guys?" Robert Redford as "The Sundance Kid"

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Cabin In The Cotton (1932)

The Cabin in the Cotton - VHS

"I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair." Bette Davis as "Madge Norwood"

 
 

Caddyshack (1980)  

Caddyshack - DVD

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet and I get on as a looper at a course over there in the Himalayas." Bill Murray as "Carl Spackler"

"A looper?" Peter Berkrot as "Angie D'Annunzio"

"A looper. You know, a caddy, a looper, jock. So I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. The twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one — big hitter, the Lama — long, into a 10,000 foot crevice right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says?" Bill Murray as "Carl Spackler"

"No!" Peter Berkrot as "Angie D'Annunzio"

" 'Gunga galunga. Gunga, gungalagunga.' So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little somethin', you know, for the effort, you know?' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." Bill Murray as "Carl Spackler"

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"This crowd has gone deadly silent. A Cinderella story outta nowhere.  A former greens keeper now about to become the Masters Champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole!" Bill Murray as "Carl Spackler"  

 
 

The Caine Mutiny (1954)

"Ah, but the strawberries. That's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes." Humphrey Bogart as "Lt. Comdr. Philip Francis Queeg"

 
 

Casablanca (1942)  

Casablanca (Two-Disc Special Edition) - DVD

The Bogart Collection (Casablanca/ The Maltese Falcon/ To Have and Have Not/ The Big Sleep/ The Treasure of the Sierra Madre) - DVD

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." Humphrey Bogart as "Rick Blaine"

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"Here's looking at you, kid." Humphrey Bogart as "Rick Blaine"

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"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By'." Ingrid Bergman as "Ilsa Lund Laszlo"

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"You played it for her, you can play it for me." Humphrey Bogart as "Rick Blaine"

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"If she can stand it, I can. Play it!" Humphrey Bogart as "Rick Blaine"

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"Kiss me as if it were the last time." Ingrid Bergman as "Ilsa Lund Laszlo"

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"If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it." Humphrey Bogart as "Rick Blaine"

"No." Ingrid Bergman as "Ilsa Lund Laszlo"

"Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life." Humphrey Bogart as "Rick Blaine"

"But what about us?" Ingrid Bergman as "Ilsa Lund Laszlo"

"We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we'd... we'd lost it, until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night." Humphrey Bogart as "Rick Blaine"

"And I said I would never leave you." Ingrid Bergman as "Ilsa Lund Laszlo"

"And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going you can't follow. What I've got to do you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you, kid." Humphrey Bogart as "Rick Blaine"

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"Round up the usual suspects." Claude Rains as "Captain Louis Renault"

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"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." Humphrey Bogart as "Rick Blaine"  

 
 

Children of a Lesser God (1986)

"Do you think that we could find a place where we can meet, not in silence and not in sound?" William Hurt as "James Leeds"

 

 

A Christmas Carol (1951)

"Humbug." Alastair Sim as "Ebenezer Scrooge"

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"God bless us, everyone!" Glyn Dearman as "Tiny Tim"

A Christmas Story (1983)

A Christmas Story (Full Screen Edition) - DVD

"Ah, there it is! The Holy Grail of Christmas gifts. The Red Ryder 200 shot range model air rifle!" Jean Shepherd as "Narrator"

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"You'll shoot your eye out." Melinda Dillon as "Mrs. Parker"

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"  'Oh, fudge.'  Only I didn't say fudge. I said THE word. The big one. The Queen Mother of dirty words. The 'F' word." Jean Shepherd as "Narrator"

Citizen Kane (1941)  

Citizen Kane (Two-Disc Special Edition) - DVD

"Rosebud." Orson Welles as "Charles Foster Kane"  

 
 

City Slickers (1991)  

"He's a lunatic. I'm telling you, we're going into the wilderness, being led by a lunatic. He's behind me, isn't he." Billy Crystal as "Mitch Robbins"

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"Hi, Curly. Kill anyone today?" Billy Crystal as "Mitch Robbins"

"Day ain't over yet." Jack Palance as "Curly Washburn"

 
 

Clueless (1995)

"As if!" Alicia Silverstone as "Cher Horwitz"

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"Whatever."  Elisa Donovan as "Amber"

 
 

The Coneheads (1993)

"Mibs! Mibs!" Jane Curtin as "Prymatt Conehead"

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"France.  We come from France." Dan Aykroyd as "Beldar Conehead"

 
 

Cool Hand Luke (1967)  

"What we've got here is failure to communicate." Strother Martin as "Captain"  

 
 

The Court Jester (1956)  

The Court Jester - DVD

"I've got it! I've got it. The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true. Right?" Danny Kaye as "Hubert Hawkins"

"Right. But there's been a change. They broke the chalice from the palace." Mildred Natwick as "Griselda"

"They broke the chalice from the palace?" Danny Kaye as "Hubert Hawkins"

"And replaced it with a flagon." Mildred Natwick as "Griselda"

"A flagon...?" Danny Kaye as "Hubert Hawkins"

"With the figure of a dragon." Mildred Natwick as "Griselda"

"Flagon with a dragon." Danny Kaye as "Hubert Hawkins"

"Right." Mildred Natwick as "Griselda"

"But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?" Danny Kaye as "Hubert Hawkins"

"No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon. The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true." Mildred Natwick as "Griselda"

"The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon. The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true." Danny Kaye as "Hubert Hawkins"

"Just remember that." Mildred Natwick as "Griselda"

 
 

A Cry In The Dark (1988)

"The dingo took my baby!" Meryl Streep as "Lindy Chamberlain"

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Dark Victory (1939)  

"I think I'll have a large order of prognosis negative." Bette Davis as "Judith Traherne"

 
 

A Day At The Races (1937)  

The Marx Brothers Collection (A Night at The Opera/ A Day at The Races/ A Night in Casablanca/ Room Service/ At the Circus/ Go West/ The Big Store) - DVD

"Oh, hold me closer, closer, closer!" Esther Muir as "Flo Marlowe"

"If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you." Groucho Marx as "Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush"

 
 

The Day The Earth Stood Still (1951)  

"Gort... Klaatu barada nikto." Patricia Neal as "Helen Benson"

 
 

Deliverance (1972)

"I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig. Sq... squeal. Squeal now. Squeal. Weeeeee!" Bill McKinney as "Mountain Man"

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"He got a real pretty mouth, ain't he." Herbert "Cowboy" Coward as "Toothless Man"

 

 

Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Diamonds are Forever - DVD

The James Bond Collection, Vol. 2 (Special Edition) - From Russia With Love/ You Only Live Twice/ Diamonds Are Forever/ Moonraker/ For Your Eyes Only/ The Living Daylights/ The World Is Not Enough - DVD

"Baja! I haven't got anything in Baja!" Jimmy Dean as "Willard Whyte"

 
 

The Diary of Anne Frank (1959)

"I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are really good at heart." Millie Perkins as "Anne Frank"

 
 

Die Hard (1988)

"Yippee-ki-yay." Bruce Willis as "Officer John McClane"

 
 

Dinner At Eight (1933)  

"I was reading a book the other day." Jean Harlow as "Kitty Packard"

"Reading a book?" Marie Dressler as "Carlotta Vance"

"Yes. It's all about civilization or something. A nutty kind of a book. Do you know that the guy said that machinery is going to take the place of every profession?" Jean Harlow as "Kitty Packard"

"Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about." Marie Dressler as "Carlotta Vance"

 
 

Dirty Dancing (1987)  

Dirty Dancing (Ultimate Edition) - DVD

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner." Patrick Swayze as "Johnny Castle"  

 
 

Dirty Harry (1971)  

The Dirty Harry Collection (Dirty Harry/ Magnum Force/ The Enforcer/ Sudden Impact/ The Dead Pool) - DVD

"But bein' this is the .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" Clint Eastwood as "Inspector 'Dirty' Harry Callahan"  

 
 

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels - DVD

"G'day, Nikkos. How's it goin', sport? Good on ya, cobber. Chips O'Toole. Hotels and oil from Down Under." Michael Caine as "Lawrence Jamieson"

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"Are you ready? Then let's go get 'em." Glenne Headly as "Janet Colgate"

 

 

Disorder In The Court (1936)

Disorder in the Court/ Malice in the Palace - DVD

"Soitanly!" Curly Howard as "Curly Howard"

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"Nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck." Curly Howard as "Curly Howard"

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"Mmmmm!" Curly Howard as "Curly Howard"

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"Woob woob woob woob woob woob woob woob woob!" Curly Howard as "Curly Howard"

 
 

Dr. No (1962)  

Dr. No (Special Edition) - DVD

The James Bond Collection, Vol. 1 (Special Edition) - Dr. No/ Goldfinger/ The Man With The Golden Gun/ The Spy Who Loved Me/ License To Kill/ GoldenEye/ Tomorrow Never Dies - DVD

"Bond. James Bond." Sean Connery as "James Bond"

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"If you carry a Double-0 number, it means you're licensed to kill, not get killed." Bernard Lee as "M"

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"Walther PPK, 7.65 mil, with a delivery like a brick through a plate-glass window. Takes a Brausch silencer with very little reduction in muzzle velocity. The American CIA swear by it." Peter Burton as "Major Boothroyd"

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"One medium-dry vodka martini. Mixed like you said, sir, and not stirred." Unknown as "Waiter"

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"I'm a member of SPECTRE." Joseph Wiseman as "Dr. Julius No"

"SPECTRE?" Sean Connery as "James Bond"

"SPECTRE. Special Executive for Counter Intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, Extortion. The four great cornerstones of power, headed by the greatest brains in the world." Joseph Wiseman as "Dr. Julius No"

 
 

Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)  

"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" Peter Sellers as "President Merkin Muffley"  

Doctor Zhivago (1965)  

Doctor Zhivago (Two-Disc Special Edition) - DVD

"Your attitude is noticed, you know. Oh, yes, it's been noticed." Wolf Frees as "Delegate, Moscow Encampment"

 
 

Dog Day Afternoon (1975)  

"Attica! Attica!" Al Pacino as "Sonny Wortzik"  

 
 

Donnie Brasco (1997)

"Fuh-get about it." Al Pacino as "Benjamin 'Lefty' Ruggiero"

 
 

Double Indemnity (1944)  

"How could I have known that murder can sometimes smell like honeysuckle?" Fred MacMurray as "Walter Neff"

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"There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. Forty-five miles an hour." Barbara Stanwyck as "Phyllis Dietrichson"

"How fast was I going, officer?" Fred MacMurray as "Walter Neff"

"I'd say around ninety." Barbara Stanwyck as "Phyllis Dietrichson"

"Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket." Fred MacMurray as "Walter Neff"

"Suppose I let you off with a warning this time." Barbara Stanwyck as "Phyllis Dietrichson"

"Suppose it doesn't take." Fred MacMurray as "Walter Neff"

"Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles." Barbara Stanwyck as "Phyllis Dietrichson"

"Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder." Fred MacMurray as "Walter Neff"

"Suppose you try putting it on my husband's shoulder." Barbara Stanwyck as "Phyllis Dietrichson"

"That tears it." Fred MacMurray as "Walter Neff"

 
 

Dracula (1931)  

"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make." Bela Lugosi as "Count Dracula"  

 
 

Duck Soup (1933)  

Duck Soup - DVD

The Marx Brothers Silver Screen Collection (The Cocoanuts/ Animal Crackers/ Monkey Business/ Horse Feathers/ Duck Soup) - DVD

"I could dance with you ‘til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows ‘til you came home." Groucho Marx as "Rufus T. Firefly"

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The Elephant Man (1980)

"I am not an animal! I am a human being." John Hurt as "John Merrick"

 
 

E.T., The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)  

E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial (Widescreen) - DVD

E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial (Full Screen Edition) - DVD

"I'm keeping him." Henry Thomas as "Elliott"

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"E.T. phone home." Pat Welsh voicing "E.T."

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"Be good." Pat Welsh voicing "E.T."

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"I'll be right here." Pat Welsh voicing "E.T."

 

 

Excalibur (1981)  

Excalibur - DVD

"One land, one king!" Gabriel Byrne as "Uther Pendragon"

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"Your lust will hold you up.  You will float on the dragon's breath. Ride!"" Nicol Williamson as "Merlin"

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"He who draws the sword from the stone, he shall be king." Nicol Williamson as "Merlin"

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"If a boy has been chosen, a boy shall be king!" Patrick Stewart "Leondegrance"

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Fargo (1996)  

"Oh, ya betcha, yah." Frances McDormand as "Marge Gunderson"

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"You're such a super lady." Steve Park as "Mike Yanagita"

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"Well, what'd this guy look like, anyways?" Cliff Rakerd as "Officer Olson"

"Oh, he's a little guy, kinda funny lookin'." Bain Boehlke as "Mr. Mohra"

"Uh huh. In what way?" Cliff Rakerd as "Officer Olson"

"Oh, just in a general kinda way." Bain Boehlke as "Mr. Mohra"

 

 

Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)  

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (Full Screen Special Edition) - DVD

"You see that sign?" Judge Reinhold as "Brad Hamilton"

"No shirt, no shoes, no dice." Sean Penn as "Jeff Spicoli" and Anthony Edwards and Eric Stolz as "Stoner Buds"

"Learn it. Know it. Live it." Judge Reinhold as "Brad Hamilton"

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"Aloha. My name is Mr. Hand." Ray Walston as "Mr. Hand"

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"Hey, bud, what's your problem?" Sean Penn as "Jeff Spicoli"

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"Surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, no hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, 'Hey, bud, let's party!' " Sean Penn as "Jeff Spicoli"

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"Oh, gnarly!" Sean Penn as "Jeff Spicoli"

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"Hey, bud, let’s party!" Sean Penn as "Jeff Spicoli"

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"Aloha, Mr. Hand." Sean Penn as "Jeff Spicoli"

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"All I need are some tasty waves, cool buzz, and I'm fine." Sean Penn as "Jeff Spicoli"

 
 

The Fatal Glass Of Beer (1933)

W.C. Fields Collected Stories (Fatal Glass of Beer/ The Golf Specialist/ The Dentist) - DVD

"And it ain't a fit night out for man nor beast." W.C. Fields as "Mr. Snavely"

 
 

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Matthew Broderick as "Ferris Bueller"

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"Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?" Ben Stein as "Economics Teacher"

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"Anyone, anyone?" Ben Stein as "Economics Teacher"

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"Makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed." Edie McClurg as "Grace the Secretary"

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"The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude." Edie McClurg as "Grace the Secretary"

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"It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself." Matthew Broderick as "Ferris Bueller"

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"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero." Alan Ruck as "Cameron Frye"

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"You killed the car." Matthew Broderick as "Ferris Bueller"

 
 

A Few Good Men (1992)

"You want answers?" Jack Nicholson as "Col. Nathan R. Jessup"

"I think I'm entitled." Tom Cruise as "Lt. Daniel Kaffee"

"You want answers!" Jack Nicholson as "Col. Nathan R. Jessup"

"I want the truth!" Tom Cruise as "Lt. Daniel Kaffee"

"You can't handle the truth!" Jack Nicholson as "Col. Nathan R. Jessup"  

 
 

Field of Dreams (1989)

Field of Dreams (Full Screen Two-Disc Anniversary Edition) - DVD

"If you build it, he will come." "The Voice"

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"Hey, is this heaven?" Ray Liotta as "Shoeless Joe Jackson"

"No, it's Iowa." Kevin Costner as Ray Kinsella

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"Ease his pain." "The Voice"

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"Go the distance." "The Voice"

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"Is... is this heaven?" Dwier Brown as "John Kinsella"

"It's Iowa." Kevin Costner as Ray Kinsella

 
 

Finding Nemo (2003)

"I shall call him 'Squishy' and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy." Ellen DeGeneres voicing "Dory"

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"Bad Squishy, bad Squishy." Ellen DeGeneres voicing "Dory"

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"Righteous!" Andrew Stanton voicing "Crush"

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"You so totally rock, Squirt!" Andrew Stanton voicing "Crush"

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"Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!" "Gulls"

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"Find a happy place! Find a happy place! Find a happy place!" Allison Janney voicing "Peach"

 
 

Five Easy Pieces (1970)

"Okay, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast. No mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee." Jack Nicholson as "Robert Eroica Dupea"

"A number two. Chicken salad san. Hold the butter, the lettuce, and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?" "Lorna Thayer as "Waitress"

"Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules." Jack Nicholson as "Robert Eroica Dupea"

"You want me to hold the chicken, huh." "Lorna Thayer as "Waitress"

"I want you to hold it between your knees." Jack Nicholson as "Robert Eroica Dupea"

 

 

The Flight Of The Phoenix (1965)

"He's crazy, Lew. He... he builds toy aeroplanes." James Stewart as "Capt. Frank Towns"  

 
 

The Fly (1986)

"Be afraid. Be very afraid." Geena Davis as "Veronica Quaife"

 

 

Forrest Gump (1994)  

"Hello, my name's Forrest, Forrest Gump." Tom Hanks as "Forrest Gump"

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"My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." Tom Hanks as "Forrest Gump"

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"Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does'." Michael Conner Humphreys as "Young Forrest Gump"

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"Run, Forrest, run!" Robin Wright as "Jenny Curran"

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"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it. They's, uh, shrimp kebobs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fry, deep fry, stir fry. There's pineapple shrimp, and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That's, that's about it." Mykelti Williamson as "Pvt. Benjamin Buford 'Bubba' Blue"

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"That's all I have to say about that." Tom Hanks as "Forrest Gump"

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"Stupid is as stupid does, sir." Tom Hanks as "Forrest Gump"

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"Life is a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get." Sally Field as "Mrs. Gump"

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"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is." Tom Hanks as "Forrest Gump"

 
 

42nd Street (1933)

"You can't fall down, you can't, because your future's in it, my future, and everything all of us have is staked on you. All right, now, I'm through. But you keep your feet on the ground and your head on those shoulders of yours and go out, and, Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star." Warner Baxter as "Julian Marsh"  

 
 

Frankenstein (1931)  

"It's alive. It's alive!" Colin Clive as "Dr. Henry Frankenstein"  

 
 

From Here To Eternity (1953)  

"I never knew it could be like this. Nobody ever kissed me the way you do." Deborah Kerr as "Karen Holmes"

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"Nobody ever lies about being lonely." Montgomery Clift as "Private Robert E. Lee 'Prew' Prewitt"

 
 

Funny Girl (1968)  

Funny Girl/ Funny Lady Box Set - DVD

"Hello, gorgeous." Barbra Streisand as "Fanny Brice"  

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Galaxy Quest (1999)

"Never give up. Never surrender." Tim Allen as "Jason Nesmith/'Cmdr. Peter Quincy Taggart' "

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"What? What was that?" Tim Allen as "Jason Nesmith/'Cmdr. Peter Quincy Taggart' "

"N... nothing." Alan Rickman as "Alexander Dane/'Dr. Lazarus' "

"I heard some squealing or something!" Tim Allen as "Jason Nesmith/'Cmdr. Peter Quincy Taggart' "

"Oh, no. Everything's fine." Sigourney Weaver as "Gwen DeMarco/'Lt. Tawny Madison' "

"But the animal is inside out." Jed Ress as "Thermian Historian Teb"

"I heard that. It turned inside out?" Tim Allen as "Jason Nesmith/'Cmdr. Peter Quincy Taggart' "

"And it exploded." Jed Ress as "Thermian Historian Teb"

 
 

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)

Marilyn Monroe - The Diamond Collection (Bus Stop/ How to Marry a Millionaire/ There's No Business Like Show Business/ Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/ The Seven Year Itch/ The Final Days) - DVD

"I keep telling her it's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor man." Marilyn Monroe as "Lorelei Lee"

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"It's a tiara." Norma Varden as "Lady Beekman"

"You do wear it on your head! I just love finding new places to wear diamonds." Marilyn Monroe as "Lorelei Lee"

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"I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever!" Marilyn Monroe as "Lorelei Lee"

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"Have you got the nerve to stand there and expect me to believe that you don't want to marry my son for his money?" Taylor Holmes as "Mr. Esmond Sr."

"It's true." Marilyn Monroe as "Lorelei Lee"

"Then what do you want to marry him for?" Taylor Holmes as "Mr. Esmond Sr."

"I want to marry him for your money." Marilyn Monroe as "Lorelei Lee"

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"Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You might not marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?" Marilyn Monroe as "Lorelei Lee"

 
 

The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1966)  

The Ghost And Mr. Chicken - DVD

"And they used Bon Ami." Nydia Westman as "Mrs. Cobb"

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"Taro, Taro, Salomon!" Reta Shaw as "Mrs. Halcyon Maxwell"

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"You're C of C and you're okay, you're C of C and you're okay, you're... you're not C of C!" James Begg as "Herkie"

"I'm Rotary!" Harry Hines as "Rotarian at picnic"

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"Attaboy, Luther!" Everett Greenbaum as "Man in Audience"

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"Let me clarify this." Don Knotts as "Luther Heggs"

 

 

Ghostbusters (1984)  

Ghostbusters I & II (Double Feature Gift Set) - DVD

"Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back." Bill Murray as "Dr. Peter Venkman"

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"He slimed me." Bill Murray as "Dr. Peter Venkman"

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"We came. We saw. We kicked its ass!" Bill Murray as "Dr. Peter Venkman"

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"What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff." Dan Aykroyd as "Dr. Raymond Stantz"

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"This chick is toast!" Bill Murray as "Dr. Peter Venkman"

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"Nimble little minx, isn't she?" Bill Murray as "Dr. Peter Venkman"

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"It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man." Dan Aykroyd as "Dr. Raymond Stantz"

 
 

Giant (1956)  

The Complete James Dean Collection (East of Eden/ Giant/ Rebel Without a Cause Special Edition) - DVD

"I'm rich, Bick. I'm a rich 'un. I'm a rich boy." James Dean as "Jett Rink"

 
 

The Godfather (1972)  

The Godfather - DVD

The Godfather DVD Collection (5 Discs) - DVD

"My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse." Al Pacino as "Michael Corleone"

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"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." Marlon Brando as "Don Vito Corleone"

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"That's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes." Abe Vigoda as "Salvadore 'Sally' Tessio"

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"Leave the gun. Take the cannolis." Richard Castellano as "Pete Clemenza"

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"What did he say? Badda beep, badda bap, badda boop, badda beep..." James Caan as "Santino 'Sonny' Corleone"

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"Look how they messed with my boy." Marlon Brando as "Don Vito Corleone"

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"We'll make him an offer he can't refuse." Al Pacino as "Michael Corleone"

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"Is it true?" Diane Keaton as "Kay Adams"

"Don't ask me about my business." Al Pacino as "Michael Corleone"

 
 

The Godfather: Part II (1974)  

The Godfather, Part II - DVD

The Godfather DVD Collection (5 Discs) - DVD

"My father taught me many things here. He taught me in this room. He taught me, keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." Al Pacino as "Michael Corleone"

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"I'll make an offer he don't refuse." Robert DeNiro as "Vito Corleone"

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"Fredo, you're nothing to me now." Al Pacino as "Michael Corleone"

 
 

The Godfather: Part III (1990)

The Godfather, Part III - DVD

The Godfather DVD Collection (5 Discs) - DVD

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in." Al Pacino as "Don Michael Corleone"

 
 

Goldfinger (1964)  

Goldfinger (Special Edition) - DVD

The James Bond Collection, Vol. 1 (Special Edition) - Dr. No/ Goldfinger/ The Man With The Golden Gun/ The Spy Who Loved Me/ License To Kill/ GoldenEye/ Tomorrow Never Dies - DVD

James Bond Ultimate Collection - Vol. 1 (The Man with the Golden Gun/ Goldfinger/ The World Is Not Enough/ Diamonds Are Forever/ The Living Daylights) - DVD

"Bond. James Bond." Sean Connery as "James Bond"

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"Do you expect me to talk?" Sean Connery as "James Bond"
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" Gert Frobe as "Auric Goldfinger"

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"A martini. Shaken, not stirred." Sean Connery as "James Bond"  

 
 

Gone With The Wind (1939)  

Gone with the Wind (Four-Disc Collector's Edition) - DVD

"Fiddle-de-dee." Vivian Leigh as "Scarlett O'Hara"

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"I'll think about that tomorrow." Vivian Leigh as "Scarlett O'Hara"

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"Why, land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for, because it's the only thing that lasts." Thomas Mitchell as "Gerald O'Hara"

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"Oh, Ashley." Vivian Leigh as "Scarlett O'Hara"

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"You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how." Clark Gable as "Rhett Butler"

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"Miss Scarlett, Miss Scarlett!" Butterfly McQueen as "Prissy"

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"I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies!" Butterfly McQueen as "Prissy"

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"As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!" Vivien Leigh as "Scarlett O'Hara"

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"Great balls of fire!" Vivian Leigh as "Scarlett O'Hara"

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"Horse, make tracks." Everett Brown as "Big Sam"

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"I ain't so very drunk, Melly." Leslie Howard as "Ashley Wilkes"

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"It ain't fittin', it just ain't fittin'." Hattie McDaniel as "Mammy"

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"Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?" Vivien Leigh as "Scarlett O'Hara"

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." Clark Gable as "Rhett Butler"

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"After all, tomorrow is another day." Vivien Leigh as "Scarlett O'Hara"  

 
 

GoodFellas (1990)  

"You're funny. Really funny. Really funny." Ray Liotta as "Henry Hill"

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"What do you mean? Do you mean the way I talk? What?" Joe Pesci as "Tommy DeVito"

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"...I'm funny how, I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?" Joe Pesci as "Tommy DeVito"

 
 

The Graduate (1967)  

"Plastics." Walter Brooke as "Mr. McGuire"

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"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?" Dustin Hoffman as "Benjamin Braddock"

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"I think you're the most attractive of all my parents' friends." Dustin Hoffman as "Benjamin Braddock"

 
 

Grand Hotel (1932)

Grand Hotel - DVD

Garbo - The Signature Collection (Anna Christie/ Mata Hari/ Grand Hotel/ Queen Christina/ Anna Karenina/ Camille/ Ninotchka/ Garbo Silents) - DVD

"I want to be alone." Greta Garbo as "Grusinskaya"

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"I just want to be alone." Greta Garbo as "Grusinskaya"

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"But I want  to be alone." Greta Garbo as "Grusinskaya"

 
 

The Grapes of Wrath (1940)  

"Well, maybe it's like Casy says. A fella ain't got a soul of his own, just a little piece of a big soul, the one big soul that belongs to everybody. Then..." Henry Fonda as "Tom Joad"

"Then what, Tom?" Jane Darwell as "Ma Joad"

"Then it don't matter. I'll be all around in the dark. I'll be everywhere, wherever you can look. Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there. I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad. I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready. And when the people are eatin' the stuff they raise and livin' in the houses they build, well, I'll be there, too." Henry Fonda as "Tom Joad"

 
 

Grease (1978)  

"Hey, Eugene!" Michael Tucci as "Sonny"

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"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter." Eve Arden as "Principal McGee"

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"You're cruisin' for a bruisin'." Jeff Conaway as "Kenickie"

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"Sandy!" John Travolta as "Danny Zuko"

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"Tell me about it... stud." Olivia Newton-John as "Sandy Olsson"

 
 

The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965)

"Truly this man was the Son of God." John Wayne as "Roman Guard"

 
 

Guess Who's Coming To Dinner (1967)

"Guess who's coming to dinner." Katharine Hepburn as "Christina Drayton"

 

 

Gunga Din (1939)

"Though I've belted you and flayed you, by the living God that made you, you're a better man than I am, Gunga Din." Montagu Love as "Colonel Weed"

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Hamlet (1948)

Hamlet - DVD

"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark." Anthony Quayle as "Marcellus"

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"All that lives must die, passing through nature to eternity." Eileen Herlie as "Gertrude, The Queen"

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"Oh, that this too, too, solid flesh would melt, thaw, and resolve itself into a dew." Laurence Olivier as "Hamlet, Prince of Denmark"

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"Frailty, thy name is woman." Laurence Olivier as "Hamlet, Prince of Denmark"

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"Neither a borrower nor a lender be." Felix Aylmer as "Polonius"

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"This above all, to thine own self be true." Felix Aylmer as "Polonius"

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"Angels and ministers of grace defend us." Laurence Olivier as "Hamlet, Prince of Denmark"

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"Murder most foul." "Ghost"

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"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." Laurence Olivier as "Hamlet, Prince of Denmark"

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"Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit, and tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes, I will be brief." Felix Aylmer as "Polonius"

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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't." Felix Aylmer as "Polonius"

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"Soft you now, the fair Ophelia." Laurence Olivier as "Hamlet, Prince of Denmark"

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"Get thee to a nunn'ry." Laurence Olivier as "Hamlet, Prince of Denmark"

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"To be or not to be, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing, end them." Laurence Olivier as "Hamlet, Prince of Denmark"

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"To die, to sleep; to sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub. For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause." Laurence Olivier as "Hamlet, Prince of Denmark"

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"Thus conscience doth make cowards of us all." Laurence Olivier as "Hamlet, Prince of Denmark"

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"The play's the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King!" Laurence Olivier as "Hamlet, Prince of Denmark"

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"Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to you, trippingly on the tongue." Laurence Olivier as "Hamlet, Prince of Denmark"

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"Oh, my offense is rank. It smells to heaven." Basil Sydney as "Claudius, The King"

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"Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio." Laurence Olivier as "Hamlet, Prince of Denmark"

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"Sweets to the sweet." Eileen Herlie as "Gertrude, The Queen"

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"Goodnight, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest." Norman Wooland as "Horatio"

 
 

Hamlet (1990)

Hamlet - DVD

"All that lives must die, passing through nature to eternity." Glenn Close as "Gertrude"

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"Oh, that this too, too solid flesh would melt, thaw, and resolve itself into a dew." Mel Gibson as "Hamlet"

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"Frailty, thy name is woman." Mel Gibson as "Hamlet"

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"Neither a borrower nor a lender be." Ian Holm as "Polonius"

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"This above all, to thine own self be true." Ian Holm as "Polonius"

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"Angels and ministers of grace defend us." Mel Gibson as "Hamlet"

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"Murder most foul." Paul Scofield as "The Ghost"

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"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." Mel Gibson as "Hamlet"

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"Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit, I will be brief." Ian Holm as "Polonius"

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"To be or not to be, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing, end them." Mel Gibson as "Hamlet"

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"To die, to sleep; to sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub. For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause." Mel Gibson as "Hamlet"

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"Thus conscience does make cowards of us all." Mel Gibson as "Hamlet"

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"Why, then, 'tis none to you, for there is nothing good or bad but thinking makes it so." Mel Gibson as "Hamlet"

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"The play's the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King." Mel Gibson as "Hamlet"

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"Get thee to a nunn'ry." Mel Gibson as "Hamlet"

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"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." Glenn Close as "Gertrude"

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"Oh, my offense is rank. It smells to heaven." Alan Bates as "Claudius"

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"Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio." Mel Gibson as "Hamlet"

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"Sweets to the sweet." Glenn Close as "Gertrude"

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"Goodnight, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest." Stephen Dillane as "Horatio"

 
 

Henry V (1989)

Henry V - DVD

"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; or close the wall up with our English dead!" Kenneth Branagh as "Henry V"

 
 

Highlander (1986)

Highlander - DVD

"There can be only one." Christopher Lambert as "Connor 'The Highlander' MacLeod/Russell Edwin Nash"

 
 

High Noon (1952)

High Noon - DVD

"Don't shove me, Harve. I'm tired of being shoved." Gary Cooper as "Marshal Will Kane"

The Hindenburg (1975)

The Hindenburg - DVD

"Oh, the humanity, and all the passengers screaming around here!" Herb Morrison as himself "Voice of News Reporter "

 
 

History of the World: Part I (1981)

History of the World Part I - DVD

"It's good to be the king." Mel Brooks as "Louis XVI"

 
 

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1939)  

"Sanctuary, sanctuary!" Charles Laughton as "Quasimodo"

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"Why was I not made of stone like thee?" Charles Laughton as "Quasimodo"

 
 

The Hustler (1961)

"Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool." Paul Newman as "Eddie Felson"

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If I Had A Million (1932)

If I Had A Million - DVD

"Everything clear, my little chickadee?" W.C. Fields as "Rollo La Rue"

 
 

I'm No Angel (1933)

"Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men." Mae West as "Tira"

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"Oh, Beulah!" Mae West as "Tira"

"Yes, ma'am." Gertrude Howard as "Beulah Thorndyke"

"Peel me a grape!" Mae West as "Tira"

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"Well, when I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad, I'm better." Mae West as "Tira"

 
 

In A Lonely Place (1950)

"I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me." Humphrey Bogart as "Dixon Steele"

 
 

In Harm's Way (1965)

In Harm's Way - DVD

"Old Rock of Ages, we got ourselves another war -- a gut-bustin', mother-lovin' navy war." Kirk Douglas as Commander/ Captain Paul Eddington

 
 

In Society (1944)

The Best of Abbott & Costello, Vol. 2 (Hit the Ice / In Society / Here Come the Co-Eds / The Naughty Nineties / Little Giant / The Time of Their Lives / Buck Privates Come Home / The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap) - DVD

"The Susquehanna Hat Company? AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! Is that a Susquehanna hat? That's the same kind of hat my husband was wearing when he was killed. And he wouldn't have lost his life if he'd been wearing a good hat when that safe fell off that 15-story building. But no-o-o-o... he was wearing a hat like this one. Oh-h-h... that's the cheapest (shouts incomprehensibly) hat I ever saw. Oh, my husband's dead! He's dead! He's dead!" Elvia Allman as "Hysterical Widow"

"He ain't dead lady, he's... he's hidin'!" Lou Costello as "Albert Mansfield"

 
 

In The Heat Of The Night (1967)  

"They call me Mr. Tibbs!" Sidney Poitier as "Detective Virgil Tibbs"  

 
 

Independence Day (1996)

"I have got to get me one of these!" Will Smith as "Capt. Steven 'Steve' Hiller"

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"Must go faster." Jeff Goldblum as "David Levinson"

 
 

Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade (1989)

The Adventures of Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark/ The Temple of Doom/ The Last Crusade) - Widescreen - DVD

The Adventures of Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark/ The Temple of Doom/ The Last Crusade) - Full Screen - DVD

"We do not follow maps to buried treasure and 'X' never, ever, marks the spot." Harrison Ford as "Indiana Jones"

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" 'X' marks the spot." Harrison Ford as "Indiana Jones"

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"I told you... don't call me Junior." Harrison Ford as "Indiana Jones"

 
 

It's A Gift (1934)

W.C. Fields Comedy Collection (The Bank Dick/ My Little Chickadee/ You Can't Cheat an Honest Man/ It's a Gift/ International House) - DVD

"You're drunk." William H. Tooker as "Old Man In Limousine"

"And you're crazy. But I'll be sober tomorrow and you'll be crazy for the rest of your life." W.C. Fields as "Harold Bissonette"

 
 

It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (1963)  

"It's the Big W, I tell ya, it's the Big W!" Jonathan Winters as "Lennie Pike"

 
 

It's A Wonderful Life (1946)  

"I'm not sleepy. I want to look at my flower." Karolyn Grimes as "Zuzu Bailey"

"I know, I know, but you just go to sleep, and then you can dream about it, and it'll be a whole garden." James Stewart as "George Bailey"

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"A toast! To my big brother George, the richest man in town." Todd Karns as "Harry Bailey"

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"Look, Daddy, Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings." Karolyn Grimes as "Zuzu Bailey"

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The Jazz Singer (1927)

The Jazz Singer (Three-Disc Deluxe Edition) - DVD

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet!" Al Jolson as "Jack Robin" aka "Jakie Rabinowitz"  

 
 

Jaws (1975)  

Jaws (Widescreen 30th Anniversary Edition) - DVD

Jaws (Full Screen 30th Anniversary Edition) - DVD

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." Roy Scheider as "Police Chief Martin Brody"  

 
 

The Jerk (1979)  

The Jerk (26th Anniversary Edition) - DVD

"I was born a poor black child." Steve Martin as "Navin R. Johnson"

 
 

Jerry Maguire (1996)  

Jerry Maguire (Special Edition) - DVD

"Show me the money!" Tom Cruise as "Jerry Maguire"

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"Help me help you." Tom Cruise as "Jerry Maguire"

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"You complete me." Tom Cruise as "Jerry Maguire"

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"You had me at hello." Renee Zellweger as "Dorothy Boyd"  

 
 

Jurassic Park (1993)  

Jurassic Park (Widescreen Collector's Edition) - DVD

Jurassic Park (Full Screen Collector's Edition) - DVD

"I'm fairly alarmed here." Jeff Goldblum as "Dr. Ian Malcolm"

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"Must go faster." Jeff Goldblum as "Dr. Ian Malcolm"

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The Karate Kid (1984)

The Karate Kid (Special Edition) - DVD

"Wax on, wax off." Noriyuki 'Pat' Morita as "Mr. Kesuke Miyagi"

 
 

Kindergarten Cop (1990)  

Kindergarten Cop - DVD

"It's not a tumor." Arnold Schwarzenegger as "Detective John Kimble"

 

 

The King and I (1956)  

The King and I (50th Anniversary Edition) - DVD

"Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera." Yul Brynner as "King Mongkut of Siam"

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"Is a puzzlement." Yul Brynner as "King Mongkut of Siam"

 
 

King Kong (1933)  

King Kong (2-Disc Special Edition) - DVD

"Well, Denham, the airplanes got him." Unknown as "Police Lieutenant"

"Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast." Robert Armstrong as "Carl Denham"  

 
 

Knute Rockne All American (1940)

Knute Rockne All American - DVD

"Rock, someday when the team's up against it, breaks are beatin' the boys, ask 'em to go in there with all they've got, win just one for the Gipper." Ronald Reagan as "George 'The Gipper' Gipp"  

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Lassie Come Home (1943)  

"Oh, Lassie! You're my Lassie come home!" Roddy McDowall as "Joe Carraclough"

 
 

Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)  

"Sherif Ali, so long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous, and cruel... as you are." Peter O'Toole as "T. E. Lawrence"

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"Nothing is written." Peter O'Toole as "T. E. Lawrence"

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"Do you think I'm just anybody, Ali? Do you?" Peter O'Toole as "T. E. Lawrence"

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"No prisoners! No prisoners!" Peter O'Toole as "T. E. Lawrence"

 
 

A League of Their Own (1992)

"There's no crying, there's no crying in baseball!" Tom Hanks as "Jimmy Dugan"  

 
 

The Lion King (1994)

"Hakuna matata." Nathan Lane voicing "Timon"

"What?" Jonathon Taylor Thomas voicing "Young Simba"

"Hakuna matata! It means 'no worries'!" Ernie Sabella voicing "Pumbaa"

 
 

Little Caesar (1931)  

Little Caesar - DVD

"Mother of mercy. Is this the end of Rico?" Edward G. Robinson as "Cesare Enrico 'Rico' Bandello"  

 
 

The Little Giant (1933)

Not available on DVD or VHS.

"You were good, kid, real good. But as long as I'm around you'll always be second best, see?" Edward G. Robinson as "James Francis 'Bugs'/'Jim' Ahern"

 
 

The Long, Hot Summer (1958)

The Long, Hot Summer - DVD

"All right, then run, lady. And you keep on runnin'! Buy yourself a bus ticket and disappear. Change your name, dye your hair, get lost! And then maybe, just maybe, you're gonna be safe from me." Paul Newman as "Ben Quick"

 

 

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring (Platinum Series Special Extended Edition) - DVD

The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers (Platinum Series Special Extended Edition) - DVD

The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King (Platinum Series Special Extended Edition) - DVD

The Lord of the Rings - The Motion Picture Trilogy (Special Extended DVD Edition) - DVD

"My precious." Andy Serkis as "Gollum"  

 
 

Lost In Space (1998)

Lost in Space - DVD

"Roger, Houston. And the monkey flips the switch." Matt LeBlanc as "Major Don West"

 
 

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)

The Lost World - Jurassic Park (Widescreen Collector's Edition) - DVD

The Lost World - Jurassic Park (Full-Screen Collector's Edition) - DVD

Jurassic Park Adventure Pack (Jurassic Park/ The Lost World: Jurassic Park/ Jurassic Park III) - DVD

"Oh, yeah -- 'ooh', 'ahh'. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running and then screaming." Jeff Goldblum as "Dr. Ian Malcolm"

 
 

Love At First Bite (1979)

"Sleepier and sleepier, Count." Richard Benjamin as "Dr. Jeffery Rosenberg/Van Helsing"

"Drowsier and drowsier, Rosenberg. You're almost asleep by now." George Hamilton as "Count Vladimir Dracula"

"No, you are." Richard Benjamin as "Dr. Jeffery Rosenberg/Van Helsing"

"No, you are." George Hamilton as "Count Vladimir Dracula"

"You are." Richard Benjamin as "Dr. Jeffery Rosenberg/Van Helsing"

"No, you are." George Hamilton as "Count Vladimir Dracula"

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"No, with you, never a quickie – always a longie." George Hamilton as "Count Vladimir Dracula"

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"This is a perfect example of a man taking charge of his own life, and I feel... pretty good." Richard Benjamin as "Dr. Jeffery Rosenberg/Van Helsing"

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"Burn baby, burn." Richard Benjamin as "Dr. Jeffery Rosenberg/Van Helsing"

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"Let me go! I'm a doctor! I know what I'm doing!" Richard Benjamin as "Dr. Jeffery Rosenberg/Van Helsing"

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"I'll be good. I'll be better than good. I'll be perfect." Richard Benjamin as "Dr. Jeffery Rosenberg/Van Helsing"

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"Finally, after seven hundred and twelve years, to have someone bite me again!" George Hamilton as "Count Vladimir Dracula"

 
 

Love Is A Many-Splendored Thing (1955)  

"You know, I was thinking last night of that line in Thompson's poem. ' 'Tis ye, 'tis your estranged faces that miss the many-splendored thing.' " William Holden as "Mark Elliott"

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"We have not missed, you and I. We have not missed that many-splendored thing." William Holden as "Mark Elliott"

 
 

Love Story (1970)  

"Love means never having to say you're sorry." Ali MacGraw as "Jennifer Cavalleri"  

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M*A*S*H (1970)  

M*A*S*H (Single Disc Edition) - DVD

"That is all." David Arkin as "PA Announcer"

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"Oh, Frank. Oh, Frank, my lips are hot. Oh, kiss my hot lips." Sally Kellerman as "Major Margaret 'Hot Lips' O'Houlihan"

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"I wonder how a degenerated person like that could have reached a position of responsibility in the Army Medical Corps." Sally Kellerman as "Major Margaret 'Hot Lips' O'Houlihan"

"He was drafted." Rene Auberjonois as "Father John Patrick 'Dago Red' Mulcahy"

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"Well, what's the matter with her today?" Elliott Gould as "Captain John Francis Xavier 'Trapper John' McIntyre"

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"This isn't a hospital, it's an insane asylum! And it's your fault!" Sally Kellerman as "Major Margaret 'Hot Lips' O'Houlihan"

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"We are the pros from Dover, and we figure to crack this kid's chest and get out to the golf course before it gets dark." Elliott Gould as "Captain John Francis Xavier 'Trapper John' McIntyre"

 

 

Magnum Force (1973)

The Dirty Harry Collection (Dirty Harry/ Magnum Force/ The Enforcer/ Sudden Impact/ The Dead Pool) - DVD

"This is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?" Clint Eastwood as "Inspector 'Dirty' Harry Callahan"

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"A man's got to know his limitations." Clint Eastwood as "Inspector 'Dirty' Harry Callahan"

 
 

The Maltese Falcon (1941)  

The Maltese Falcon (Three-Disc Special Edition) - DVD

The Bogart Collection (Casablanca/ The Maltese Falcon/ To Have and Have Not/ The Big Sleep/ The Treasure of the Sierra Madre) - DVD

"You're good, you're very good." Humphrey Bogart as "Private Detective Sam Spade"

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"When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it." Humphrey Bogart as "Private Detective Sam Spade"

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"You dirty filthy liar, you." Peter Lorre as "Joel Cairo"

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"I'll have some rotten nights after I've sent you over, but that'll pass." Humphrey Bogart as "Private Detective Sam Spade"

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"The stuff that dreams are made of." Humphrey Bogart as "Private Detective Sam Spade"

 
 

The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)

The Man With The Golden Gun (Special Edition) - DVD

The James Bond Collection, Vol. 1 (Special Edition) - Dr. No/ Goldfinger/ The Man With The Golden Gun/ The Spy Who Loved Me/ License To Kill/ GoldenEye/ Tomorrow Never Dies - DVD

"I wonder where you can find your gun, Mr. Scaramanga... your little golden gun."  Herve Villechaize as "Nick Nack"

The Manchurian Candidate (1962)  

"Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life." Frank Sinatra as "Captain/Major Bennett Marco"

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"Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?" Angela Lansbury as "Mrs. John Iselin"

 
 

Marathon Man (1976)

"Is it safe?" Laurence Olivier as Dr. Christian Szell (Christopher Hess)  

 
 

Mary Poppins (1964)

Mary Poppins (40th Anniversary Edition) - DVD

"Come along, children. Spit-spot." Julie Andrews as "Mary Poppins"

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"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious." Julie Andrews as "Mary Poppins"

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"Feed the birds, tuppence a bag." Jane Darwell as "Bird Woman"

 
 

The Mask (1994)

"Ssssmokin'!" Jim Carrey as "Stanley Ipkiss"

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"Ooooo -- ssssomebody stop me!" Jim Carrey as "Stanley Ipkiss"

 
 

McLintock! (1963)

"I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim, you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might-a got somebody killed, and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth, but I won't... I won't... the hell I won't!" John Wayne as "George Washington McLintock"

 
 

Men In Black (1997)

Men in Black (Deluxe Edition)/ Men in Black II (Special Edition) - DVD

"You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good." Will Smith as "James Edwards/Agent J (Jay)"

 
 

Midnight Cowboy (1969)  

"I'm walkin' here, I'm walkin' here!" Dustin Hoffman as "Enrico Salvatore 'Ratso' Rizzo"  

 
 

A Midsummer Night's Dream (1999)

"For aught that I could ever read, could ever hear by tale of history, the course of true love never did run smooth." Dominic West as "Lysander"

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"Lord, what fools these mortals be." Stanley Tucci as "Puck (Robin Goodfellow)"

 
 

Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House (1948)  

“On them second floor lintels between the lally columns, do you want we should rabbit them or not?” Lex Barker as "Carpenter Foreman"

"The, uh, second floor lallys?" Cary Grant as "Jim Blandings"

"Second floor lintels between the lallys." Lex Barker as "Carpenter Foreman"

"Oh, the, uh, lintels between the lallys." Cary Grant as "Jim Blandings"

"Yeah, from the blueprints you can't tell. Do you want they should be rabbited?" Lex Barker as "Carpenter Foreman"

"No, no, I guess not." Cary Grant as "Jim Blandings"

"Okay, you're the doctor. Hey, fellas! If ya got any of them rabbited lintels set, rip 'em out!" Lex Barker as "Carpenter Foreman"

 
 

Mister Roberts (1955)

"Alright. Who did it? Who did it?" James Cagney as "Capt. Morgan"

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"Will the doctor please report to the Captain's cabin on the double?" Henry Fonda as "Lt. (j.g.) Douglas A 'Doug' Roberts"

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"Hey, Lindstrom, where's the old man?" Nick Adams as "Reber"

"He's sittin' in a chair leanin' way forward." Fritz Ford as "Lindstrom"

"What's the doc doin'?" Tiger Andrews as "Wiley"

"Doc's holdin' a wastebasket." Fritz Ford as "Lindstrom"

"What wastebasket?" Nick Adams as "Reber"

"The one the old man's got his head in! Whoops, there he goes again." Fritz Ford as "Lindstrom"

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"Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinkin' palm tree overboard. Now what's all this crud about no movie tonight?" Jack Lemmon as "Ensign Frank Thurlowe Pulver"

 
 

Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (1939)  

"Relax, Happy, stop having kittens." Eugene Pallette as "Chick McGann"

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"I got to go out and drink this over." Thomas Mitchell as "Diz Moore"

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"Because I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness... and a, a little lookin' out for the other fella, too." James Stewart as "Jefferson Smith"

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"And he fought for them once, for the only reason any man ever fights for them, because of just one plain simple truth: Love thy neighbor." James Stewart as "Jefferson Smith"

 
 

Mommie Dearest (1981)  

"What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you, no wire hangers, EVER!" Faye Dunaway as "Joan Crawford"  

 
 

Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Extraordinarily Deluxe Two-Disc Edition) - DVD

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Collector's Edition Boxed Set) - DVD

"And this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master." Graham Chapman as "King Arthur"

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"You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together." Michael Palin as "First Swallow-Savvy Guard"

"So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land. Through the kingdom of Mercia, through..." Graham Chapman as "King Arthur"

"Where'd you get the coconuts?" Michael Palin as "First Swallow-Savvy Guard"

"We found them." Graham Chapman as "King Arthur"

"Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical." Michael Palin as "First Swallow-Savvy Guard"

"What do you mean?" Graham Chapman as "King Arthur"

"Well, this is a temperate zone." Michael Palin as "First Swallow-Savvy Guard"

"The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter. Yet these are not strangers to our land." Graham Chapman as "King Arthur"

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" Michael Palin as "First Swallow-Savvy Guard"

"Not at all. They could be carried." Graham Chapman as "King Arthur"

"What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?" Michael Palin as "First Swallow-Savvy Guard"

"It could grip it by the husk." Graham Chapman as "King Arthur"

"It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratios. A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut." Michael Palin as "First Swallow-Savvy Guard"

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"It could be carried by an African swallow." John Cleese as "Second Swallow-Savvy Guard"

"Oh, yeah, an African swallow, maybe. But not a European swallow, that's my point." Michael Palin as "First Swallow-Savvy Guard"

"Oh, yeah, I agree with that." John Cleese as "Second Swallow-Savvy Guard"

"Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot." Graham Chapman as "King Arthur"

"But then of course African swallows are non-migratory." Michael Palin as "First Swallow-Savvy Guard"

"Oh, yeah." John Cleese as "Second Swallow-Savvy Guard"

"So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway." Michael Palin as "First Swallow-Savvy Guard"

"Wait a minute. Supposing two swallows carried it together." John Cleese as "Second Swallow-Savvy Guard"

"No, they'd have to have it on a line." Michael Palin as "First Swallow-Savvy Guard"

"Well, simple. They just use a strand of tree bark." John Cleese as "Second Swallow-Savvy Guard"

"What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?" Michael Palin as "First Swallow-Savvy Guard"

"Why not?" John Cleese as "Second Swallow-Savvy Guard"

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"Bring out your dead!" Eric Idle as "Dead Collector"

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"None shall pass." John Cleese as "The Black Knight"

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"It's just a flesh wound." John Cleese as "The Black Knight"

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"Well, she turned me into a newt... I got better." John Cleese as "Peasant 3"

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" 'Allo, who eez eet?" John Cleese as "Taunting French Guard"

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"I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?" John Cleese as "Taunting French Guard"

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"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." John Cleese as "Taunting French Guard"

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"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time." John Cleese as "Taunting French Guard"

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"We are the knights who say Nee." Michael Palin as "Knight Who Says Nee"

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"We want… a shrubbery! One that looks nice... and not too expensive." Michael Palin as "Knight Who Says Nee"

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"Run away! Run away!" Graham Chapman as "King Arthur"

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"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" Terry Gilliam as "Old Man, Keeper of the Bridge of Death"

"What do you mean? African or European swallow?" Graham Chapman as "King Arthur"

 
 

Moonstruck (1987)  

"Wait a minute, wait a minute!" Cher as "Loretta Castorini"

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"I'm in love with you." Nicholas Cage as "Ronny Cammareri"

"Snap out of it!" Cher as "Loretta Castorini"  

 
 

Mutiny On The Bounty (1935)  

"Casting me adrift 3500 miles from a port of call. You're sending me to my doom, eh? Well, you're wrong, Christian! I'll take this boat as she floats to England if I must! I'll live to see you, all of ya, hanging from the highest yardarm in the British fleet!" Charles Laughton as "Captain William Bligh"

 
 

My Cousin Vinny (1992)

"Did you say yewts?" Fred Gwynne as "Judge Chamberlain Haller"

"Yeah, two yewts." Joe Pesci as "Vincent Gambini"

"What is a yewt?" Fred Gwynne as "Judge Chamberlain Haller"

 
 

My Fair Lady (1964)  

"I'm a good girl, I am." Audrey Hepburn as "Eliza Doolittle"

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"I washed my face and hands before I come, I did." Audrey Hepburn as "Eliza Doolittle"

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"The rain in Spain stays mainly in the Plain." Audrey Hepburn as "Eliza Doolittle"

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"In Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire, hurricanes hardly ever happen." Audrey Hepburn as "Eliza Doolittle"

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"Come on, Dover! Move your bloomin' arse!" Audrey Hepburn as "Eliza Doolittle"

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"I've grown accustomed to her face." Rex Harrison as "Professor Henry Higgins"

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Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

Napoleon Dynamite - DVD

"Gosh!" Jon Heder as "Napoleon Dynamite"

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"Vote for Pedro." Jon Heder as "Napoleon Dynamite"  

 

 

National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)  

National Lampoon's Animal House (Full Screen Double Secret Probation Edition) - DVD

"Thank you, sir, may I have another?" Kevin Bacon as "Chip Diller"

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"Then, as of this moment, they're on double secret probation!" John Vernon as "Dean Vernon Wormer"

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"A pledge pin? On your uniform?" Mark Metcalf as "Doug Neidermeyer"

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"You're all worthless and weak." Mark Metcalf as "Doug Neidermeyer"

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"This is absolutely gross. That boy is a P-I-G pig." Martha Smith as "Barbara 'Babs' Jansen"

"See if you can guess what I am now. I'm a zit... get it?" John Belushi as "John 'Bluto' Blutarsky"

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"Food fight!" John Belushi as "John 'Bluto' Blutarsky"

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"Toga party." Tim Matheson as "Eric 'Otter' Stratton" and Peter Riegert as "Donald 'Boone' Schoenstein"

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"Toga! Toga!" John Belushi as "John 'Bluto' Blutarsky"

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"Road trip." Tim Matheson as "Eric 'Otter' Stratton" and Peter Riegert as "Donald 'Boone' Schoenstein"

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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." John Vernon as "Dean Wormer"

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"Remain calm! All is well!" Kevin Bacon as "Chip Diller"

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"Hey, Neidermeyer!" Stephen Furst as "Kent 'Flounder' Dorfman"

 
 

National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)

National Lampoon's Vacation (20th Anniversary Special Edition) - DVD

"The moose says you're closed. I say you're open." Chevy Chase as "Clark Griswold"  

 

 

The Naughty Nineties (1945)

The Best of Abbott & Costello, Vol. 2 (Hit the Ice / In Society / Here Come the Co-Eds / The Naughty Nineties / Little Giant / The Time of Their Lives / Buck Privates Come Home / The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap) - DVD

"We have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third...." Bud Abbott as "Dexter Broadhurst"  

 
 

Network (1976)  

"I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this any more!" Peter Finch as "Howard Beale"  

 
 

A Night At The Opera (1935)  

The Marx Brothers Collection (A Night at The Opera/ A Day at The Races/ A Night in Casablanca/ Room Service/ At the Circus/ Go West/ The Big Store) - DVD

"It’s alright, that’s, that's in every contract. That’s, that's what they call a sanity clause." Groucho Marx as "Otis B. Driftwood"

"Ha ha ha ha ha. You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus." Chico Marx as "Fiorello"

 
 

Night Shift (1982)

(into tape recorder) "This is Bill. Idea to eliminate garbage: edible paper." Michael Keaton as "Bill Blazejowski"

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"Tuna fish... what if you mix mayonnaise right in the can with the tuna fish. Hold it! Hold it! Wait a minute! Chuck... take live tuna fish and feed them mayonnaise. Oh, this is good." (into tape recorder) "Call Starkist." Michael Keaton as "Bill Blazejowski"

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(into tape recorder) "Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP!" Henry Winkler as "Chuck Lumley"

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"Is this a great country or what." Michael Keaton as "Bill Blazejowski"

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"Yeah, I'm all right. No, don't worry, I'm all right. I'm all right. Fortunately, the ground broke my fall." Michael Keaton as "Bill Blazejowski"

 
 

9 To 5 (1980)  

9 to 5 - Sexist, Egotistical, Lying, Hypocritical Bigot Edition - Full Screen - DVD

"Look, I got a gun out there in my purse. And up to now I've been forgivin' and forgettin' because of the way I was brought up, but I'll tell you one thing. If you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm gonna get that gun of mine and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot. Don't think I can't do it." Dolly Parton as "Doralee Rhodes"  

 
 

Notting Hill (1999)  

"Whoopsidaisies." Hugh Grant as "William Thacker"

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"The fame thing isn't really real, you know. And don't forget... I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her." Julia Roberts as "Anna Scott"  

 

 

Now, Voyager (1942)  

"Dora, I suspect you're a treasure." Bette Davis as "Charlotte Vale"

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"Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon -- we have the stars." Bette Davis as "Charlotte Vale"  

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The Odd Couple (1968)  

"A suicide telegram? Who sends a suicide telegram?" Herbert Edelman as "Murray"

"Felix the nut, that's who. Can you imagine getting a thing like that? She even has to tip the kid a quarter." Walter Matthau as "Oscar Madison"

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"Now kindly remove that spaghetti from my poker table. What the hell is so funny?" Walter Matthau as "Oscar Madison"

"It's not spaghetti, it's linguini." Jack Lemmon as "Felix Ungar"

(throwing plate at the wall) "Now it's garbage!" Walter Matthau as "Oscar Madison"

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"You leave me little notes on my pillow. I've told you a hundred and fifty-eight times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow.  'We're all out of cornflakes. F.U.'  Took me three hours to figure out that 'F.U.' was 'Felix Unger'." Walter Matthau as "Oscar Madison"

 
 

Office Space (1999)  

"Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment." Kinna McInroe as "Nina"

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"Hello, Peter. What's happening? Uh, we have sort of a problem here. Yeah, you apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your T.P.S. reports." Gary Cole as "Bill Lumbergh"

"Oh, yeah. I'm sorry about that. I, I forgot." Ron Livingston as "Peter Gibbons"

"Mm, yeah. You see, we're putting the cover sheets on all T.P.S. reports now before they go out. Did you see the memo about this?" Gary Cole as "Bill Lumbergh"

"Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I have the memo right here, I just, uh, forgot. But, uh, it's not shipping out 'til tomorrow, so there's no problem." Ron Livingston as "Peter Gibbons"

"Yeah. If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on, that would be great. And uh, I'll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo. Mm-kay? Bye-bye, Peter." Gary Cole as "Bill Lumbergh"

"Yeah, no, I, I, I have the memo, I've got it. It's right…" Ron Livingston as "Peter Gibbons"

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"Milton? Hi. Uh, could you turn that down just a little bit?" Ron Livingston as "Peter Gibbons"

"Well, I, I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven while I'm collating…" Stephen Root as "Milton Waddams"

"Yeah, no, no, I, I, I know you're allowed to. I, uh, I was just thinking maybe like, you know, a personal favor, you know?" Ron Livingston as "Peter Gibbons"

"Well, I, I, I, I told Bill that if, if Sandra's going to listen to her headphones while she's, while she's filing, then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating..." Stephen Root as "Milton Waddams"

"Uh-huh." Ron Livingston as "Peter Gibbons"

"…so I don't see why…" Stephen Root as "Milton Waddams"

"Ok." Ron Livingston as "Peter Gibbons"

"…I should have to turn down the radio…" Stephen Root as "Milton Waddams"

"Yeah, all right, okay." Ron Livingston as "Peter Gibbons"

"…because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume…" Stephen Root as "Milton Waddams"

"Thanks…" Ron Livingston as "Peter Gibbons"

"…from nine to eleven…" Stephen Root as "Milton Waddams"

"…Milton." Ron Livingston as "Peter Gibbons"

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"Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your T.P.S. reports." Joe Bays as "Dom Portwood"

"Yeah. The cover sheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it." Ron Livingston as "Peter Gibbons"

"Yeah. Did you get that memo?" Joe Bays as "Dom Portwood"

"Yeah, I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore." Ron Livingston as "Peter Gibbons"

"Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new cover sheets on all the T.P.S. reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!" Joe Bays as "Dom Portwood"

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"Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of 'The Mondays'." Jennifer Jane Emerson as "Female Temp" or Nina

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"Okay. Sounds like a case of 'The Mondays'." Todd Duffey as "Brian, Chotchkie's Waiter"

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"Oh, and remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and, uh, wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans." Gary Cole as "Bill Lumbergh"

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"But I, I said, I, I don't care if they lay me off, either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Dom too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels and they were married. But then they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler…" Stephen Root as "Milton Waddams"

"Okay, Milton." Ron Livingston as "Peter Gibbons"

"…and oh, no, it's not okay because if they make me, if they, if they take my, my stapler then I'll, I'll, I'll have to, I'll set the building on fire." Stephen Root as "Milton Waddams"

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"Hello, Peter. What's happening? Um, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around nine, that would be great. Mm-kay? Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Uh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too, 'kay? We, um, lost some people this week and, uh, we need to sorta play catch-up. Thanks." Gary Cole as "Bill Lumbergh"

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(on answering machine) "Yeah, hi. It's Bill Lumbergh. It's about ten o' clock. Yeah. Just, uh, wondering where you are." Gary Cole as "Bill Lumbergh"

(on answering machine) "Yeah, hi. It's Bill Lumbergh again. Uh, I just wanted to make sure you knew that we did, uh, start at the, uh, usual time this morning. Yeah, it isn't a half day or anything like that. So if you could just go ahead and get here as soon as possible, that would be terrific." Gary Cole as "Bill Lumbergh"

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"What… what would you say you do here?" John C. McGinley as "Bob Slydell"

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"Because I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do. I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman'." John C. McGinley as "Bob Slydell"

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"I don't really like talking about my flair." Jennifer Aniston as "Joanna"

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"I, uh, I don't like my job and, uh, I don't think I'm going to go anymore." Ron Livingston as "Peter Gibbons"

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"Hi, Milton. What's happening? Um, I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and move your desk again." Gary Cole as "Bill Lumbergh"

"Eh, what? No." Stephen Root as "Milton Waddams"

"So, if you could go ahead and get it as far back against that wall as possible, that would be great." Gary Cole as "Bill Lumbergh"

"No, no, because I was, I was told I no longer had to move…" Stephen Root as "Milton Waddams"

"That way, we'll have some room for some of these boxes and things we need to put in here. And, uh, oh. (sees the Swingline stapler) Oh, there it is." Gary Cole as "Bill Lumbergh"

"What?" Stephen Root as "Milton Waddams"

"Here, let me just go ahead and get that from you." (picks up stapler) "Great. So if you could just get to that as soon as possible, that would be terrific. Mm-kay? Thanks a bunch, Milton. Good-bye." Gary Cole as "Bill Lumbergh" (walks off)

"But… well, okay, but I could set the building on fire." Stephen Root as "Milton Waddams"

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"We need to talk about your flair." Mike Judge (as William King) as "Stan, Chotchkie's Manager"

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"Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into Storage B. We, uh, have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific. Mm-kay?" Gary Cole as "Bill Lumbergh"

"Excuse me… you, I, I believe you have my stapler? Please?" Stephen Root as "Milton Waddams"

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"Now, Milton. Don't be greedy. Let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece." Kinna McInroe as "Nina"

" 'Kay, but last time I didn't receive a piece, and I was told that I..." Stephen Root as "Milton Waddams"

"Just pass." Kinna McInroe as "Nina"

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"The ratio of people to cake is too big…" Stephen Root as "Milton Waddams"

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"Say, Milton, you know what'd be great?" Gary Cole as "Bill Lumbergh"

"What? No…" Stephen Root as "Milton Waddams"

"Since you're down here, it would be really great if you could just sort of take care of the cockroach problem we've been having in here." Gary Cole as "Bill Lumbergh"

"No, that's really not my job, and I, I haven't received my paycheck…" Stephen Root as "Milton Waddams"

"So, for now, why don't you go ahead and get yourself a flashlight and a can of pesticide and crawl back…" Gary Cole as "Bill Lumbergh"

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"Well, okay. But that's the last straw." Stephen Root as "Milton Waddams"

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(haltingly) "Good evening, sir. My name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I'm off and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions." Orlando Jones as "Steve, Magazine Salesman"

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"There was salt on the glass. Big grains of salt." Stephen Root as "Milton Waddams"

 

 

An Officer And A Gentleman (1982)  

"I got nowhere else to go!" Richard Gere as "Zack Mayo"

 
 

The Old Fashioned Way (1934)

W.C. Fields Comedy Collection, Vol. 2 (The Man on the Flying Trapeze/ Never Give A Sucker An Even Break/ You're Telling Me!/ The Old Fashioned Way/ Poppy) - DVD

"Oh, drat." W.C. Fields as "The Great McGonigle"

 
 

Oliver! (1968)

Oliver! (DVD Gift Set with CD Soundtrack) - DVD

"Please, sir, I want some more." Mark Lester as "Oliver Twist"

 
 

On Golden Pond (1981)  

"Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!" Katherine Hepburn as "Ethel Thayer"

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"It's me, you old poop!"  Katherine Hepburn as "Ethel Thayer"

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"Dear God, don't take him now.  You don't want him.  He's... he's just an old poop."  Katherine Hepburn as "Ethel Thayer"

 
 

On The Waterfront (1954)  

On the Waterfront (Special Edition) - DVD  

"So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors in a ballpark, and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palukaville." Marlon Brando as "Terry Malloy"

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"You don't understand, I coulda had class! I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it." Marlon Brando as "Terry Malloy"  

 
 

Only Angels Have Wings (1939)

"Hello, Judy." Cary Grant as "Geoff Carter"

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Parent Trap (1998)  

The Parent Trap (1961) and The Parent Trap II (1986): 2-Movie Collection (2-Disc Set) - DVD

"The difference between you and me is that I have class, and you don't." Lindsay Lohan as "Hallie Parker"

 

 

Pat and Mike (1952)

Pat and Mike - DVD

"Not much meat on her, but what's there is cherce." Spencer Tracy as "Mike Conovan"

 
 

Patton (1970)  

"Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!" George C. Scott as "General George S. Patton Jr."

 
 

Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)

"I know you are, but what am I? Infinity." Paul Reubens as "Pee-Wee Herman"

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"I love that story." Paul Reubens as "Pee-Wee Herman"

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"I meant to do that." Paul Reubens as "Pee-Wee Herman"

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"You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel." Paul Reubens as "Pee-Wee Herman"

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"Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer." Paul Reubens as "Pee-Wee Herman"

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"Be sure and tell 'em 'Large Marge' sent ya!" Alice Nunn as "Large Marge"

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"But what? Everyone I know has a big but. Come on, Simone, let's talk about your big but." Paul Reubens as "Pee-Wee Herman"

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"There's no basement at the Alamo." Jan Hooks as "Tina"

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"Shhh. I'm trying to use the phone!" Paul Reubens as "Pee-Wee Herman"

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"Nobody hipped to me that, dude." Paul Reubens as "Pee-Wee Herman"

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"Paging Mr. Herman. Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk." Paul Reubens as "Pee-Wee Herman"

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"You are such a pushover." Morgan Fairchild as herself, as "Dottie"

"I know you are. But what am I." James Brolin as himself, as "Pee-Wee"

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"You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel." James Brolin as himself, as "Pee-Wee"

 
 

Pillow Talk (1959)  

"I don't know how fast he moves but it takes an early bird to get the best of a worm like me." Tony Randall as "Jonathan Forbes"

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"Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition." Doris Day as "Jan Morrow"

 
 

The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

"Does your dog bite?" Peter Sellers as "Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau"

"No." Harold Berens as "Hotel Clerk"

"Nice doggie." Peter Sellers as "Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau"

(Clouseau reaches down to pat dog, and dog bites him.) "I thought you said your dog did not bite." Peter Sellers as "Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau"

"That is not my dog." Harold Berens as "Hotel Clerk"

 
 

Pinocchio (1940)

"Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might have the wish I make tonight." Christian Rub voicing "Geppetto"

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"Now remember, Pinocchio, be a good boy. And always let your conscience be your guide." Evelyn Venable voicing "The Blue Fairy"

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"You see, Pinocchio, a lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face." Evelyn Venable voicing "The Blue Fairy"

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"Jiminy Cricket!" Dickie Jones voicing "Pinocchio"

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"I'm a real boy!" Dickie Jones voicing "Pinocchio"

 
 

Planet of the Apes (1968)  

Planet of the Apes (Full Screen 35th Anniversary Edition) - DVD

Planet of the Apes - The Ultimate DVD Collection (14 Discs) - DVD

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" Charlton Heston as "George Taylor"

 
 

Play Misty For Me (1971)  

"Play 'Misty' for me."  Jessica Walter as "Evelyn Draper"  

 

 

Poltergeist (1982)  

"They're here!" Heather O'Rourke as "Carol Anne Freeling"  

 
 

The Poseidon Adventure (1972)

"You see, swimming through corridors and up and down stairwells... I, I'm the only one here trained to do things like that!"" Shelley Winters as "Belle Rosen"

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"We're in Shaft Alley. Nowhere is the steel hull thinner!" Eric Shea as "Robin Shelby"

 

 

The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946)  

The Postman Always Rings Twice - DVD

"With my brains and your looks, we can go  places." John Garfield as "Frank Chambers"

 
 

Pride of the Yankees (1942)  

The Pride of the Yankees - DVD

"People all say that I've had a bad break. But today... today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth." Gary Cooper as "Henry Louis 'Lou' Gehrig"  

 
 

The Princess Bride (1987)  

The Princess Bride - Dread Pirate Edition - DVD

"As you wish." Cary Elwes as "Westley"

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"This is true love. Do you think this happens every day?" Cary Elwes as "Westley"

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"No more rhymes now, I mean it!" Wallace Shawn as "Vizzini"

"Do you want a peanut?" Andre the Giant as "Fezzik"

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"Inconceivable!" Wallace Shawn as "Vizzini"

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"Truly you have a dizzying intellect." Cary Elwes as "Westley"

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"To bla-a-a-ave." Billy Crystal as "Miracle Max"

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"Liar! Liar! Liar!" Carol Kane as "Valerie"

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"Bye-bye, boys!" Carol Kane as "Valerie"

"Have fun storming the castle!" Billy Crystal as "Miracle Max"

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"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Mandy Patinkin as "Inigo Montoya"

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"To the death." Chris Sarandon as "Prince Humperdinck"

"No! To the pain." Cary Elwes as "Westley"

 

 

The Producers (1968)  

The Producers (Deluxe Edition) - DVD

"Hold me. Touch me." Estelle Winwood as "Hold Me, Touch Me"

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"Scared... can't talk!" Gene Wilder as "Leo Bloom"

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" 'Springtime For Hitler: A Gay Romp With Adolf And Eva At Berchtesgaden.'  Wow." Gene Wilder as "Leo Bloom"

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"He keeps boids. Dirty, disgusting, filthy, lice-ridden boids." Madlyn Cates as "Concierge"

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"You know, not many people knew it, but the Führer was a terrific dancer." Kenneth Mars as "Franz Liebkind"

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"Hello, boys." Zero Mostel as "Max Bialystock"

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"Bialystock & Bloom! Bialystock & Bloom!" Lee Meredith as "Ulla"

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"I see it! I see it! A line of beautiful girls, dressed as Storm Troopers, black patent-leather boots... S.M. ..." Christopher Hewett as "Roger De Bris"

"Love it." Andreas Voutsinas as "Carmen Giya"

"...all marching together! Two, three, kick, turn -- turn, turn, kick, turn. It will work!" Christopher Hewett as "Roger De Bris"

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"Well! Talk about bad taste!" "Lady"

 
 

Psycho (1960)  

"Well, a... a boy's best friend is his mother." Anthony Perkins as "Norman Bates"

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"They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, 'Why, she wouldn't hurt a fly.' " Anthony Perkins as "Norman Bates"

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The Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)  

Raiders of the Lost Ark - Widescreen - DVD

The Adventures of Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark/ The Temple of Doom/ The Last Crusade) - Widescreen - DVD

The Adventures of Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark/ The Temple of Doom/ The Last Crusade) - Full Screen - DVD

"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?" Harrison Ford as "Indiana Jones"

 
 

Rain Man (1988)

"Yeah. My dad lets me drive slow on the driveway. I'm an excellent driver." Dustin Hoffman as "Raymond Babbitt"

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"Uh-oh." Dustin Hoffman as "Raymond Babbitt"

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"No, definitely not." Dustin Hoffman as "Raymond Babbitt"

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" 'Course, I got 'Jeopardy' at five o'clock." Dustin Hoffman as "Raymond Babbitt"

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" 'Course, four minutes to Wapner." Dustin Hoffman as "Raymond Babbitt"

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"One minute to Wapner." Dustin Hoffman as "Raymond Babbitt"

 
 

Rebecca (1940)  

"Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again." Joan Fontaine as "The Second Mrs. deWinter"

 
 

Rebel Without a Cause (1955)  

The Complete James Dean Collection (East of Eden/ Giant/ Rebel Without a Cause Special Edition) - DVD

"You're tearing me apart!" James Dean as "Jim Stark"

 
 

Richard III (1955)

"Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of York." Laurence Olivier as "Richard III"

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"A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!" Laurence Olivier as "Richard III"

 
 

Rocky (1976)  

Rocky Anthology (Rocky I-V) - DVD

"Yo, Adrian!" Sylvester Stallone as "Rocky Balboa"  

 
 

Romeo And Juliet (1968)

"But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks?" Leonard Whiting as "Romeo"

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"O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name. Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and I'll no longer be a Capulet." Olivia Hussey as "Juliet"

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"What's in a name? That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet." Olivia Hussey as "Juliet"

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"Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say good night till it be morrow." Olivia Hussey as "Juliet"

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"A plague on both your houses!"" John McEnery as ""Mercutio"

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"Oh, I am fortune's fool!" Leonard Whiting as "Romeo"

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"So now be gone. More light and light it grows." Olivia Hussey as "Juliet"

"More light and light -- more dark and dark our woes." Leonard Whiting as "Romeo"

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"Love give me strength!" Olivia Hussey as "Juliet"

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"Thus, with a kiss, I die." Leonard Whiting as "Romeo"

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"I dare no longer stay! I dare no longer stay!" Milo O'Shea as "Friar Laurence"

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"O happy dagger!" Olivia Hussey as "Juliet"

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"For never was a story of more woe than this, of Juliet and her Romeo." Laurence Olivier as "Narrator"

 
 

Rooster Cogburn (1975)

"Ma'am, my hide is tougher 'n boot leather. But no man alive likes to be called high-smellin' and low-down." John Wayne as "Reuben 'Rooster' Cogburn"

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The Santa Claus (1994)  

 The Santa Clause (Widescreen Special Edition) - DVD

"We're your worst nightmare. Elves with attitude." Kenny Vadas as "E.L.F.S. Leader"

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"Tinsel. Not just for decoration." Kenny Vadas as "E.L.F.S. Leader"

Saturday Night Fever (1977)

"Would you just watch the hair? You know, I work on my hair a long time, and he... and he hit it. He hits my hair." John Travolta as "Tony Manero"

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"Can you dig it? I knew that you could." John Travolta as "Tony Manero"

 
 

Schindler's List (1993)  

Schindler's List (Full Screen Edition) - DVD

"The list is an absolute good. The list is life." Ben Kingsley as "Itzhak Stern"

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"It is Hebrew, from the Talmud. It says, 'Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire.' " Ben Kingsley as "Itzhak Stern"

 
 

The Seven Year Itch (1955)  

Marilyn Monroe - The Diamond Collection (Bus Stop/ How to Marry a Millionaire/ There's No Business Like Show Business/ Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/ The Seven Year Itch/ The Final Days) - DVD

"Because now I'm going to take you in my arms and kiss you, very quickly, and very hard." Tom Ewell as "Richard Sherman"

 
 

Shane (1953)  

"You speaking to me?" Alan Ladd as "Shane"

"I don't see nobody else standing there." Ben Johnson as "Chris Calloway"

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"I've heard that you're a low-down Yankee liar." Alan Ladd as "Shane"

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"Shane! Shane! Come back!" Brandon De Wilde as "Joey Starrett"  

 
 

The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

"I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really -- get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." Tim Robbins as "Andy Dufresne, Inmate 37927"

 
 

She Done Him Wrong (1933)  

She Done Him Wrong - DVD

"Why don't you come up sometime, see me." Mae West as "Lady Lou"

 
 

The Shining (1980)  

The Shining - DVD

"Here's Johnny!" Jack Nicholson as "Jack Torrance"  

 
 

Short Circuit (1986)

"Need input. Input." Tim Blaney voicing "Number 5"

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"Oh, my china!" Ally Sheedy as "Stephanie Speck"

"Numerous fragments... some large, some small." Tim Blaney voicing "Number 5"

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"No disassemble!" Tim Blaney voicing "Number 5"

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"I am standing here beside myself." Fisher Stevens as "Ben Jabituya"

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"It's kind of exciting, isn't it?" Steve Guttenberg as "Newton Crosby"

"With excitement like this, who is needing enemas." Fisher Stevens as "Ben Jabituya"

 
 

The Silence of the Lambs (1991)  

The Silence of the Lambs (Full Screen Special Edition) - DVD

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." Anthony Hopkins as "Dr. Hannibal Lecter"  

 
 

Singin' In The Rain (1952)  

"And I cahn't stan' 'im!" Jean Hagen as "Lina Lamont"

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"Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously." Gene Kelly as "Don Lockwood"

 
 

Sixteen Candles (1984)  

"What's a-happenin', hot stuff?" Gedde Watanabe as "Long Duk Dong"

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"Last night at the dance my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear." Liane Alexandra Curtis as "Randy"  

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"The Donger need food." Gedde Watanabe as "Long Duk Dong"  

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"Happy birthday, Samantha. Make a wish." Michael Schoeffling as "Jake Ryan"

"It already came true."  Molly Ringwald as "Samantha Baker"

 
 

The Sixth Sense (1999)  

"I see dead people." Haley Joel Osment as "Cole Sear"  

 
 

Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

"What we're dealin' with here is a complete lack of respect for the law." Jackie Gleason as "Sheriff Buford T. Justice"

 
 

Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)  

"Jiminy crickets!" "Seven Dwarfs"

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"Magic Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?" Lucille La Verne voicing "Queen"

 
 

Some Like It Hot (1959)  

"Look at that! Look how she moves! That’s just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I... I tell you, it's a whole different sex!" Jack Lemmon as "Jerry (Daphne)"

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"Oh well, I guess some like it hot." Tony Curtis as "Joe (Josephine)/Junior"

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"Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!" Marilyn Monroe as "Sugar Kane Kowalczyk"

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"I'm a man!" Jack Lemmon as "Jerry (Daphne)"

"Well, nobody's perfect." Joe E. Brown as "Osgood Fielding III"  

 
 

Somewhere In Time (1980)

"Is it you?" Jane Seymour as "Elise McKenna"

 
 

Sons Of The Desert (1933)  

Laurel & Hardy (Sons of the Desert/ The Music Box/ Another Fine Mess/ Busy Bodies/ County Hospital) (1933) - DVD

"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into." Oliver Hardy as "Oliver"  

 
 

Soylent Green (1973)

"Soylent green is people!" Charlton Heston as "Detective Robert Thorn"  

 
 

Spaceballs (1987)

"I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!" Rick Moranis as "Dark Helmet"

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"That's all we needed... a Druish princess." Bill Pullman as "Lone Starr"

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"I'm a Mog -- half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend." John Candy as "Barfolemew 'Barf' "

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"It's my industrial strength hair dryer. And I can't live without it!" Daphne Zuniga as "Princess Vespa"

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"Ah... and he doesn't -- do it -- for ya, huh?" Bill Pullman as "Lone Starr"

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"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." Rick Moranis as "Dark Helmet"

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"Use the Schwartz, Lone Star, use the Schwartz!" Mel Brooks as "Yogurt"

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"Forget the ring. The ring is bupkis." Mel Brooks as "Yogurt"

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"Even in the future nothin' works!" Rick Moranis as "Dark Helmet"

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"And may the Schwartz be with you." Mel Brooks as "Yogurt"

 
 

Spartacus (1960)  

"I'm not an animal!" Kirk Douglas as "Spartacus"

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"I'm Spartacus!" Tony Curtis as "Antoninus"

 
 

Spencer's Mountain (1963)

"Clayboy, I give you these words to live by. ' The world steps aside to let any man pass if he knows where he is going.' " Virginia Gregg as "Miss Parker"

 
 

Splash (1984)

Splash (20th Anniversary Edition) - DVD

"My heart's beatin' like a rabbit." John Candy as "Freddie Bauer"

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"All my life I've been waiting for someone, and when I find her, she's... she's a fish." Tom Hanks as "Allen Bauer"

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"What a week I'm having!" Eugene Levy as "Walter Kornbluth"

 
 

Stage Door (1937)

"The calla lilies are in bloom again. Such a strange flower, suitable to any occasion. I carried them on my wedding day and now I place them here in memory of something that has died." Katherine Hepburn as "Terry Randall"

 
 

A Star Is Born (1954)  

A Star Is Born - DVD

The Judy Garland Signature Collection (A Star is Born/ The Wizard of Oz/ The Harvey Girls/ Love Finds Andy Hardy/ In the Good Old Summertime/ Ziegfeld Girl/ For Me and My Gal) - DVD

"Hello, everybody. This is Mrs. Norman Maine." Judy Garland as Esther Blodgett/Vicki Lester"

 
 

Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)

Star Trek - The Motion Picture (The Director's Edition) - DVD

Star Trek - The Motion Pictures DVD Collection (10 Star Trek feature films in 2-Disc Special Editions) - DVD

"P..h..o..t..o..n...  t..o..r..p..e..d..o..e..s... armed." Walter Koenig as "Lieutenant Pavel Chekov"

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"Any show of resistance would be futile, Captain." Leonard Nimoy as "Commander Spock"

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"Vger needs the information." Persis Khambatta as "Lieutenant Ilia"

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"Mr. Sulu, you have the con." William Shatner as "Admiral/Captain James T. Kirk"

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"Out there... that-a-way." William Shatner as "Admiral/Captain James T. Kirk"

 
 

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)

Star Trek II - The Wrath of Khan (Director's Edition) - DVD

Star Trek - The Motion Pictures DVD Collection (10 Star Trek feature films in 2-Disc Special Editions) - DVD

"In any case, were I to invoke logic, logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few." Leonard Nimoy as "Spock"

"Or the one." William Shatner as "Captain James T. Kirk"

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"He stayed at his post, when the trainees ran." James Doohan as "Cmdr. Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott"

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"Oh, sir, it was Khan. We found him on Seti Alpha Five. He put creatures in our bodies to control our minds." Walter Koenig as "Cmdr. Pavel Chekov"

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"Kirk, Kirk, you're still alive, my old friend." Ricardo Montalban as "Khan Noonian Singh"

"Still, old friend. You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but, like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target!" William Shatner as "Captain James T. Kirk"

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"KHAAANNNN! KHAAANNNN!" William Shatner as "Captain James T. Kirk"

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"Can I cook, or can't I?" Bibi Besch as "Dr. Carol Marcus"

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"You lied." Kirstie Alley as "Lt. Saavik"

"I exaggerated." Leonard Nimoy as "Commander Spock"

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"Khan... I'm laughing at the superior intellect." William Shatner as "Captain James T. Kirk"

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"Remember." Leonard Nimoy as "Commander Spock"

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"...I spit my last breath at thee." Ricardo Montalban as "Khan Noonian Singh"

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"The ship... out of danger?" Leonard Nimoy as "Commander Spock"

"Yes." William Shatner as "Captain James T. Kirk"

"Don't grieve, Admiral. It is logical. The needs of the many outweigh..." Leonard Nimoy as "Commander Spock"

"...the needs of the few." William Shatner as "Captain James T. Kirk"

"Or the one." Leonard Nimoy as "Commander Spock"

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"I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Live long... and prosper." Leonard Nimoy as "Commander Spock"

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"Of my friend I can only say this... of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human." William Shatner as "Captain James T. Kirk"

 
 

Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)

Star Trek III - The Search for Spock (Special Edition) - DVD

Star Trek - The Motion Pictures DVD Collection (10 Star Trek feature films in 2-Disc Special Editions) - DVD

"You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, Doctor." William Shatner as "Captain James T. Kirk"

"You green-blooded son-of-a-bitch." DeForest Kelley as "Leonard 'Bones' McCoy"

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"You Klingon bastards, you've killed my son. Oh... You Klingon bastards, you've killed my son!" William Shatner as "Captain James T. Kirk"

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"Maltz! Jol Yichu!" (translation: "Maltz! Activate beam!") William Shatner as "Captain James T. Kirk"

 
 

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)

Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home (Special Edition) - DVD

Star Trek - The Motion Pictures DVD Collection (10 Star Trek feature films in 2-Disc Special Editions) - DVD

"Everybody remember where we parked." William Shatner as "Captain James T. Kirk"

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"Well, double dumb-ass on you!" William Shatner as "Captain James T. Kirk"

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"Scotty, beam me up." William Shatner as "Captain James T. Kirk"

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"What does it mean, 'exact change'?" Leonard Nimoy as "Spock"

 
 

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)

Star Trek V - The Final Frontier (Special Edition) - DVD

Star Trek - The Motion Pictures DVD Collection (10 Star Trek feature films in 2-Disc Special Editions) - DVD

"Your pain runs deep." Laurence Luckinbill as "Sybok"

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"Each of us hides a secret pain. Share yours with me, and gain strength from the sharing." Laurence Luckinbill as "Sybok"

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"Excuse me, I'd just like to ask a question: What does God need with a starship?" William Shatner as "Captain James T. Kirk"

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"Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons." Leonard Nimoy as "Captain Spock"

 
 

Star Trek: First Contact (1996)

Star Trek - First Contact (Special Collector's Edition) - DVD

Star Trek - The Motion Pictures DVD Collection (10 Star Trek feature films in 2-Disc Special Editions) - DVD

"I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile." Patrick Stewart as "Captain Jean-Luc Picard"

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"Perhaps today is  a good day to die." Michael Dorn as "Lt. Commander Worf"

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"Assimilate this." Michael Dorn as "Lt. Commander Worf"

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"Resistance is futile." Brent Spiner as "Lt. Commander Data"

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"Live long, and prosper." Cully Fredricksen as "Solkar"

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"Make it so." Patrick Stewart as "Captain Jean-Luc Picard"

 
 

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

Star Wars - Episode I, The Phantom Menace (Widescreen Edition) - DVD

Star Wars - Episode I, The Phantom Menace (Full Screen Edition) - DVD

"I have a bad feeling about this." Ewan McGregor as "Obi-Wan Kenobi"

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"May the Force be with you." Liam Neeson as "Qui-Gon Jinn"

 
 

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)  

Star Wars Episode IV - A New Hope (1977 & 2004 Versions, 2-Disc Widescreen Edition) - DVD

Star Wars Trilogy (Widescreen Edition with Bonus Disc) - DVD

Star Wars Trilogy (Full Screen Edition with Bonus Disc) - DVD

"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope." Carrie Fisher as "Princess Leia"

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"Fear will keep the local systems in line... fear of this battle station." Peter Cushing as "Grand Moff Tarkin"

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"I have a very bad feeling about this." Mark Hamill as "Luke Skywalker"

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"The Force will be with you, always." Sir Alec Guiness as "Obi-Wan Kenobi"

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"What an incredible smell you've discovered!" Harrison Ford as "Han Solo"

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"I got a bad feeling about this." Harrison Ford as "Han Solo"

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"Great, kid. Don't get cocky." Harrison Ford as "Han Solo"

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"May the Force be with you." Harrison Ford as "Han Solo"

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"Use the Force, Luke." Sir Alec Guiness as "Obi-Wan Kenobi"

 
 

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)  

Star Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980 & 2004 versions, 2-Disc Widescreen Edition) - DVD

Star Wars Trilogy (Widescreen Edition with Bonus Disc) - DVD

Star Wars Trilogy (Full Screen Edition with Bonus Disc) - DVD

"There is a great disturbance in the Force." Clive Revill voicing "The Emporer"

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"I have a bad feeling about this." Carrie Fisher as "Princess Leia"

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"Use the Force." Frank Oz voicing "Yoda"

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"No! Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try." Frank Oz voicing "Yoda"

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"Obi-Wan has taught you well." James Earl Jones voicing "Darth Vader"

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"No, I  am your father." James Earl Jones voicing "Darth Vader"

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"May the Force be with you." Mark Hamill as "Luke Skywalker"

 
 

A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)  

"Hey, Stella!" Marlon Brando as "Stanley Kowalski"

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"Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers." Vivian Leigh as "Blanche DuBois"  

 
 

Strike Up The Band (1940)

The Mickey Rooney & Judy Garland Collection (Babes in Arms / Babes on Broadway / Girl Crazy / Strike Up the Band) - DVD  

"Say, that's not a bad idea! We could put on our own show! That'd be different. We could make up our own specialties and sketches and dance routines." Mickey Rooney as "James 'Jimmy' Connors"

 
 

Stripes (1981)

"Aren't you going too fast?" Fran Ryan as "Dowager in cab"

"No, it's not the speed really so much. I... I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning, ya know?" Bill Murray as "John Winger"

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"Lighten up, Francis." Warren Oates as "Sgt. Hulka"

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"I'm gonna walk outta here a lean, mean, fightin' machine." John Candy as "Dewey 'Ox' Oxburger"

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"It doesn't seem fair." John Candy as "Dewey 'Ox' Oxburger"

"Hup... fair? Who cares about fair? The world isn't fair. Truth isn't fair. Is it fair that you were born like this? No! They're not expecting somebody like you in there, Ox. They're expecting one of these mugs. You're different. You're weird. You're a mutant. You're a killer. You're a trained killer. You're a lean, mean, fighting machine!" Bill Murray as "John Winger"

"I'll do it!" John Candy as "Dewey 'Ox' Oxburger"

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"You know what your problem is, baby?" Bill Murray as "John Winger"

"No, I don't." P. J. Soles as "Stella"

"Your problem is that you're armed, you're heavily armed." Bill Murray as "John Winger"

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"Who's your friend? Who's your buddy?" Bill Murray as "John Winger"

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"Well that was interesting." Bill Murray as "John Winger"

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"We're mutants. There's something wrong with us. There's something very, very wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us. We're soldiers." Bill Murray as "John Winger"

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"Where's your drill sergeant, men?" Robert J. Wilke as "General Barnicke"

"Blown up, sir!" Bill Murray as "John Winger"

"Blown up, sir!" Platoon soldiers

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"So am I to understand that you men completed your training on your own?" Robert J. Wilke as "General Barnicke"

"That's the fact, Jack!" Bill Murray as "John Winger"

"That's the fact, Jack!" Platoon soldiers

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"It is alive." Bill Murray as "John Winger"

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"Folks, don't order the schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer." Bill Murray as "John Winger"

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"What the... a surprise party! I'll kill ya! Whose idea was this!" Bill Murray as "John Winger"

 
 

Sudden Impact (1983)

The Dirty Harry Collection (Dirty Harry/ Magnum Force/ The Enforcer/ Sudden Impact/ The Dead Pool) - DVD

"Go ahead. Make my day." Clint Eastwood as "Inspector 'Dirty' Harry Callahan"  

 
 

Sunset Boulevard (1950)  

"You're Norma Desmond. Used to be in silent pictures, used to be big." William Holden as "Joe Gillis"
"I am big. It's the pictures that got small." Gloria Swanson as "Norma Desmond"

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"We didn't need dialogue. We had faces." Gloria Swanson as "Norma Desmond"

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"There's nothing else... just us... and the cameras... and those wonderful people out there in the dark." Gloria Swanson as "Norma Desmond"

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"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." Gloria Swanson as "Norma Desmond"  

 

 

Superman (1978)

Superman Ultimate Collector's Edition (14-Disc Set) - DVD
 

"Easy, miss. I've got you." Christopher Reeve as "Superman/Clark Kent"
"You've... you've got me... who's got you?" Margot Kidder as "Lois Lane"

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"I'm here to fight for truth, and justice, and the American Way." Christopher Reeve as "Superman/Clark Kent"

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"Can you read my mind?" Margot Kidder as "Lois Lane"

Swing Time (1936)

Swing Time - DVD

"I can't teach you anything." Ginger Rogers as "Penelope 'Penny' Carroll"

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Take The Money And Run (1969)  

Take the Money and Run (Full Screen Edition) - DVD

"Doesn't this... doesn't this look like 'gub'? Or 'gun'?" "Bank Teller #1"

"Gun." "Bank Teller #2"

"See?" Woody Allen as "Virgil Starkwell"

"But what’s 'abt' mean?" "Bank Teller #2"

"It’s 'act'. A-C-T. Act natural. 'Please put fifty thousand dollars into this bag. Act natural.' " Woody Allen as "Virgil Starkwell"

"Oh, I see. This is a holdup. May I see your gun?" "Bank Teller #1"

 
 

A Tale Of Two Cities (1935)

A Tale of Two Cities - DVD

"It's a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done. It's a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known." Ronald Coleman as "Sydney Carton"

 
 

The Taming Of The Shrew (1929)

Not available on DVD or VHS.